Kyle, please answer the following questions honestly. It will tell us all we need to know about your character as a golfer, and hence, a human being.
1. Apart from clubs, balls, tees, and a glove, what else would I find in your golf bag?
2. What is your personal bottom wardrobe threshhold for playing golf? Is it absolute or does it scale by the quality of the course you're playing?
3. If you were a type of fairway grass, what type of fairway grass would you be and why?
3b. How often would you water yourself?
4. When playing golf with friends, do you enjoying wagering? If yes, how much is too much to put on the line?
5. What is your usual ball marker?
6. How many pairs of golf shoes do you own?
7. How frequently do you go to the driving range?
8. In a casual round of golf, you play terribly. Will you throw tantrums? Will you make your playing partners uncomfortable in any way? How much profanity and other barnyard language can we expect to hear?
9. You have the opportunity to play a course that you've always wanted to play. You're really struggling on one of the holes. At what point do you just pick up and move to the next hole?
10. How many legitimately good golf jokes do you know? Can you tell them well? Are they G, PG, or R rated?
Thanks in advance for your responses. PS fiance is lovely.