Nick -
I think Sarah is right.
You know who minds ponds the least? Beginners and average golfers (regardless of gender). Why? Because they have no pretentions about being better than they are, or vanity handicaps to protect. Because they still have the good grace and clear-headedness to blame themselves for their mistakes and high scores instead of the architecture. Because they understand intuitively that any game worthy of the name -- from Snakes & Ladders all the way up to golf -- is more thrilling and engaging and fun when there is significant risk involved, i.e. when one roll of the dice can be the difference between a celebration and a catastrophe. And because they humbly understand and accept that, despite the money they've paid to play/join a club, they are not gods who can dictate the nature of the site or wave off any kind restrictions (environmental and otherwise) with a magic wand.
Theirs tend to be the most sane, sensible, and well-balanced perspective on our 'fields of play': ie they know that each field of play is different and unique, and that each time out their 'task' as golfers is to accommodate themselves as best they can to the course instead of expecting the course to accommodate itself to them/their individual games.
In short: beginners and average golfers are usually the best, if not perfect, guests: appreciative and well-mannered.
Granted, that fine perspective & healthy attitude tends to last only until their handicaps get down to 12, or until they make their first million, whichever comes first. Then it's cigars, carts, slow play, and a whole lot of bitching and complaining about anything that might deflate their ego -- and nothing does that more effectively than a forced carry over water or a greenside pond!