John,
I can only think of two guys who tended to play golf by themselves much of the time and it wasn't really their choice. Fortunately, since they weren't about to change their personalities, our course and the members were able to accommodate them. For them, solo golf was superior to no golf at all.
At my current club, we seem to have a large mix of players. Most prefer playing in 4s and 5s, some in 2s, a fewer # solo. This is seldom a problem.
Which brings up your strange notion and bleak opinion of your fellow golfers. In most parts of the First World, there is an ample supply of tee times. Demand is generally the problem and chasing off those who play golf for different reasons than you is pure folly. But as a world-class provocateur and pretty astute businessman, you know this. I bet you can be both droll and provocative to positive ends and still have fun.