It's about time I posted something vaguely architectural.
Having seen Tom's list, I've just realised I have quite the substantial portfolio (well, 5!) of his 10s in my golf bag, so I've got that going for me. Total consciousness on my deathbed is obviously next. Quite surprised by that, but I suppose I'm getting old! So, here's my least favoUrite holes of the ones I've played.
TOC
Definitely #9. Just a snoozefest. I'm so bored of the idea it's somehow a respite hole. Who needs respite on what might be your one and only visit to TOC?!?!? Great golf courses should be like a rollercoaster. Highs and lows, absolutely, but at no point should the ride be halted by boredom.
Muirfield
This is a trickier proposition, but on reflection, maybe the 11th sticks least in my mind. I'm usually really good at remembering details of golf holes and courses, and I'm finding visualising this hole the hardest of those at HCEG to remember, so maybe that means something.
Dornoch
Between two for me, and only really because they have to be compared to 16 other great golf holes. So, it's either #7 or #16. 7 just doesn't fill my head with pleasurable excitement when I think of it, and, while the challenge of the drive at 16 is quite fun, I'm always aware of the boring green site which awaits at the top. I've decided to go with 16 as the least best, as I think 7 has generally more redeeming features. A fun green, great views, the nice feeling of isolation.
CPC
Been a few years, but, again on reflection it comes down to a fairly simple solution. After the years decades of dreaming of playing there, the reality of THAT opening shot is a shock, and not in a good way. Arriving on that First tee, head and heart full of joy, anticipation, excitement, trepidation, nervous energy, performance anxiety, etc, etc and being confronted by THE HEDGE would render even Priapus flaccid. The rest of course is joy unbounded.
PVGC
Maybe the trickiest of all here, as I'm failing to find much fault anywhere. As I must choose, I'm going to go with the 12th. Not because it's a bad golf hole per se, but because it's been allowed to become one by the arboricultural maintenance choices. Some judicious pruning and felling would make it an absolute cracker!
That was fun - and allowed for some nice melancholic memories...
F.