Lax/Golf Hybrid - Not terrible. It feels like it belongs at a boarding school/college, preferably in the VA/Maryland/Penn/NY area.
Could be a fun way to watch the ball roll on some wild ground contours. Lots of low trajectory shots to get it bouncing. Having to buy those stupid clubs isn't going to work well. Figuring out how to retrofit/restring your lax stick is the only way to go out it sensibly though