My buddies from the club asked me to set up a trip to Scotland. I chose the courses south of Glasgow so there will be very little windshield time. We'll stay in Prestwick and play Dundonald, 36 at Prestwick, both courses at Royal Troon, Western Gailes and Turnberry. Seven rounds in five days is enough before 12 guys start to get on each other's nerves. We belong to a very good, superbly maintained parkland course in the northeast US. Most have very little experience with links golf. I'm expecting a few whiners, so help me write Bill's Rules for The Trip.
All edits and additions welcomed!
1. Bring your sense of humor.
2. If you whine one time about the turf being brown or too firm, you buy the first round of drinks.
3. The worst wind you ever played in on our parkland course will be the calmest day we have in Scotland.
4. Don't tee off with a score in mind. Play your match and be prepared to pick up more than you are used to.
5. Be prepared to hit some of the longest drives of your life, and occasionally walk away with bogey or double.
6. If you think every shot from 90 yards or less to the green is a sand wedge, good luck. You better be REALLY good at picking the ball cleanly off of very firm turf.
7. You are NOT entitled to an even stance in the fairway.
8. Complain that the greens are too slow, you buy a round of drinks.
9. There are no sand traps, but many hazards to be avoided. Appropriately, you will pay a price for hitting into a hazard.
10. No whining about bad breaks/bounces. Unless you agree to take yourself out of the hole when you get a GOOD bounce.
Thanks!