I think an appropriate caption might be
HAVING ROUNDED UP THE USUAL SUSPECTS CAPTAIN RENAULT...
A few things I want to call attention to.
If it wasn't enough that Mike goes out and shoots 76 thus personally re-igniting the eternal argument of CONGU vs. USGA handicapping, he also wears the Deal socks, and stands on the periphery. Table about being a standout. I don't blame as if I were in his socks I wouldn't want to associate with any of us either. It's the Wallace Chesney phenomenon.
Secondly, I want to call attention to shocking decline in the quality of Apple products as these pictures demonstrate. It is virtually impossible to identify Poulter, Westwood, Rose, McIlroy, McDowell and the other ringers that Conrad summoned in to overcome our insurmountable lead. I thought it odd he was spending so much time on "business" conference calls. Well we all know what that business was don't we. I personally had my headhanded to me by a personable Irishman who claimed to be Tony Muldoon, but I think it McDowell wearing lifts. Can there be another explanation, I ask you?
No hard feelings though.
I was going to thank James for trying to help me with my swing by pointing out that on my practice swing that I eliminate the chopping motion and really rip it. It was only later that I recognized that this had been pointed only after I admired his spinning pocket watch and listened to the Woody Herman version of Woodchoppers' Ball.
Lastly I'm not making any accusation but if Ben or Ian happen to be missing any valuables I call attention to the position of Rich's left arm in these two pictures. Since being successfully pickpocketed in Milan last year I'm sensitive to these things.
Given time I could probably impugn the reputation of everyone in these pictures and probably several who didn't make it or were present for the earlier sessions. Given the edit function the possibility still exists.
That may have to wait though as I'm preparing for the tabloids a tell all memoir, "Reflections on a Failed Captaincy." In it I point out what a blow it was to my confidence when Lynn presented his son's book "The Captain" and I realized it was about George Thomas instead of me.
That's the 18th behind us, and in all truth the day was finer than the picture shows. Thanks to James for his efforts, thanks to Notts and Sherwood Forest for hosting us and thanks to everyone who participated (even those damned ringers). I wish more people would make their way to some of these gatherings. We need young blood ( or fresh meat) yes I mean you Michael Graham and Sterling (how is it the most British of names was an American?).
Next year in Ireland, let's make it the biggest BUDA yet. And speaking of BUDA, for all of you skeptics out there, myself principal among you, there's the fabled BUDA cup in the foreground.
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