I'm a lawyer, I don't have to own my statements. I get to play with language for a living.
So I was speculating. Big deal. ....... If it does (works), then great. If it doesn't, I don't care.
I don't think we'll even notice how the course is set up because we won't get to watch any actual golf in between all the commercials during the boradcast.
Probably written in jest, but how refreshingly honest! Modify a few words in the last sentence, and it describes our political situation to a tee.
RE: #2, firm up the greens and groom them to 13' and the scores will be well above par. If the wind blows (probably not) and the fairways are firm to the point where the drives roll into the scruff, it will be a death march. With bent in mid-June and the women coming right behind, my guess is that the setup won't be that severe. I will be watching the women for the first time. If they don't get softer, slower green complexes, it won't be pretty.