Playing world-class golf courses at breakneck pace AND getting to putt the fastest greens that ever were or will be?!?! Pat, you're my hero!
Perhaps on your next jaunt to the Monterey Peninsula/Forest of Arden, you might just stick to playing all the private clubs that will more graciously quench your thirst for vanity round times.
Also, I just can't get on board with the line of thinking that contends that if you pay an exorbitant amount for something, you're entitled to certain transgressions of the rules that attend the purchase or possession of that something. That strikes me as akin to saying, "Well, I'm paying $100,000 for this Range Rover; surely those STOP sign nuisances don't really need to apply to me anymore!"