Jud, I don't carry anything too exciting. I have a mid 90s Epiphone Sheraton thinline that I've rewired with PAF reissues, an old Fender acoustic, a Washburn 12-string, a homemade electric that my grandfather built in the '50s that still has the original P90 in it, and assorted pieces of junk. I still think I can talk my grandfather out of his 1948 Martin D18 someday too.
I run the electrics through a Hot Rod DeVille 2x12. I'm reworking the pedalboard right now but I've used a 545Q Crybaby and a Voodoo Labs OD for about 14 years now. I usually also have a delay, a second OD, and a flanger.
I hate on dadrock like Gib hates on Psy, but there's a difference between stale crap and secret artifacts. My rule in bands was that we only do covers that would "make the world a better place." Another band covering "Black Dog" or "Comfortably Numb" or "Honky Tonk Women" isn't going to make the world a better place. But a good cover of "Rocks Off" or "It Takes a lot to Laugh, it Takes a Train to Cry" or "Waiting for the Man" might.