For the other side of the coin, I'd play.
I've spent a lot of time in Italy and especially Florence. I've had the pleasure of playing a lot of football and some basketball and Bocce with Italians, and it's wonderful. For all of the (very good) reasons set out in this thread, I never played golf. But (for me) that was a mistake. Golf is obviously a minor sport there, but I'd love to experience it in Italy, just to see what it's like. I'd really treasure a game with Italians.
I've played golf in a few places where the sport is not very old/popular. It's always fasciniting to me to see what it's like and how people come to the game in places like that and to see how it's similar and different to American, British, etc. golf.
At an Italian members club, what's the walking, riding, caddie, trolley/pull-cart culture like, anybody know?