1. Cabot Links will have visits from many active posters of GCA.com, along with other golf commentators, and will rise beyond even high expectations of those who rank things.
2. Bill McBride and his lovely wife Kathleen will win a Celtic clog dance contest at a Nova Scotia pub during Celtic Festival.
3. Bill will retaiin the "kiss your sister" trophy, in a re-match with his arch nemisis Daley, whereby he will reach the 18 of Cabot Links all tied but hung over and very sweaty, and have a 4ft bogie putt to win the non-stroke hole and match, missing the downhill putt on the right lip out and going over 4ft past the hole. But, he'll make the comeback for double. His sister will have left the premisisin revulsion after the 17th was played and lost to his worthy opponent in anticipation of his expected performance.
4. BallyNeal's problems will be in the rear view mirror.
5. Dismal Doak will get more than anticipated play due to a highly advanced state of grow-in conditions, and Chris will assume duties as a pastry chef in their kitchen. Cupcakes all around!
6. Norman will win the Olympic course bid, and upon initial opening of the ground excavations, will find disappeared persons, holding up construction schedules.
7. Doak will feel relief...
7. The Colts will trade their #1 pick and offer Matt Flynn a nice contract. Rams will take Griffin and Luck will be 3rd to Vikes.
8. I will break 80 for first time in 3 years.