Easy...Old Town Club, September, 1983...despite Coach Haddock's beneficence, I failed to walk on to the Wake Forest team. My GOCP would have taken me aside and said "Listen, Dumb Ass! (yup, Red's voice from THAT SEVENTIES SHOW) you NEED to caddy here for the next four years, so that you can learn why Perry Maxwell mattered and what real golf architecture is."
Sadly, I left Wake still thinking that Bermuda Run was a better course than Old Town...cue laughter.