Stourbridge Golf Club in the West Midlands fits 6200 yards of golf into 93 acres. I think it used to be credited in Guinness Book of Records as being the most compact course in the UK. I've only played it once, in the mid 1960s when my school had a match against the grammar school in Stourbridge. I lost - heavily, and didn't play for the school again! So I don't really remember a lot about the course, certainly not the last 7 or 8 holes which weren't needed! I had a better record against them at cricket, but I also remember finishing 21st out of 24 at under-15 level in a three-sided cross-country meeting. Shudder, shudder! How are the mighty fallen?