I played in a team match play tourney (best ball) and the two guys we were playing didn’t give straight uphill nine inch putts. No problem, they putted all of theirs. The matches were nine-hole matches and timed. We had two hours to play and get to our next match. When they got 2-up, they went into glacial golf mode so the match would time out. We’d be waiting at the green before they hit their approach shots. We were tempted to do a Roy Sabatini and just putt out and tee off on the next hole, but we lost before we had the chance. Humorless bastards, too. Despite the poor sportsmanship, the golf was pretty good: there was at least one birdie on every hole.