Speaker Boehner says to Biden, 'I was out in the sandhills of Nebraska - the middle of nowhere. Played these courses - Sand Hills and Dismal... Had the round of my life (?) under par... We take a break and go back out for 9 more and I had 6 pars and 3 birdies and missed a 4-footer that would've been another birdie".
Let's extend the conversation here for the GCA nuts!!!
Biden to Boehner:John, Bam was playing The Vineyard Club that week. Freakin hurricane cut it short. Can you believe that s*%T?!
Boehner to Biden:Joe, Bam deserves what he gets. The Vineyard Club has that crazy maintenance policy. We need BIG maintenance budgets!
Biden to Boehner:Dude, you are stealing our thunder tonight. Who did you play with at Dismal?
Boehner to Biden:Some asphalt contractor. Bam passed the TARP and this dude paved everything in the Midwest and joined everything in the Rockies.
Biden to Boehner:Wait, was it a Doak or a Nicklaus?
Boehner to Biden:You are right. It was a Nicklaus in Nebraska. That guy works like a dog. 24/7 365, he is building courses around the world, risk his own capital, supports his family, pays his taxes, never retires. Jeez, Bam and I need more Nicklaus courses. I know we could not work out that debt thing but let's make sure we both get another term.
Biden to Boehner:No problem. We can ride the backs of the American entrepreneur, small businessman and worker. I figure Warren’s secretary and her tax rate can carry us another term!! My lobbyist has an opening tomorrow at Congressional. Any interest?
PS. Written by a lunatic moderate Independent, who is praying that Bloomberg or Christie reconsider!!
PPS. I apologize to my Fat, Bald, Drumming friend in Scotland. The above is NOT really an architecture post!!