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Adrian_Stiff

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #25 on: March 13, 2011, 05:04:08 AM »
"The world needs ditch diggers too"
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A combination of whats good for golf and good for turf.
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Pat Burke

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #26 on: March 13, 2011, 06:57:59 AM »
You want your driver?
No, he's not my type
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Jim Nugent

Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2011, 07:54:41 AM »
Can't give the exact quote, but during the caddy tournament, on the last hole, when Danny is getting ready to putt for the victory: the howls, hoots, shrieks and screams from the other caddies trying to distract him. 

The scene where the caddy is carrying double for the older couple, who top their shots 20 yards forward at a time, also made me (a former caddy) laugh, because I had a similar experience caddying. 
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Kyle Harris

Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2011, 08:00:22 AM »
Ahoi polloy! Where'd you come from? A scotch ad?
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Tim Martin

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2011, 08:04:41 AM »
Your a lot of women, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
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Mark Buzminski

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #30 on: March 13, 2011, 08:37:30 AM »
 "I don't play golf for money...against people"
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JC Jones

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2011, 08:39:03 AM »
Let's pretend we are real human beings.


I'm no slouch myself.  Oh don't sell yourself shirt judge, you are a tremendous slouch.


Is this your place, Carl?  This is really ............ Awful.
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I get it, you are mad at the world because you are an adult caddie and few people take you seriously.

Excellent spellers usually lack any vision or common sense.

I know plenty of courses that are in the red, and they are killing it.

JNC Lyon

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2011, 08:43:24 AM »
I think I've played on grass like this before.

How many cokes? FOUR OR FIVE!
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"That's why Oscar can't see that!" - Philip E. "Timmy" Thomas

Donnie Beck

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2011, 09:11:38 AM »
 License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
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JNC Lyon

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2011, 09:19:19 AM »
Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course?!
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"That's why Oscar can't see that!" - Philip E. "Timmy" Thomas

Brian Potash

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2011, 09:27:24 AM »
I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?
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Will MacEwen

Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2011, 09:30:08 AM »
Pool and a pond... Pond would be good for you
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Jud_T

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2011, 09:38:08 AM »
"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know?"
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Golf is a game. We play it. Somewhere along the way we took the fun out of it and charged a premium to be punished.- - Ron Sirak

Andy Shulman

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2011, 09:42:01 AM »
Best of Al Czervik...

While we're young.

Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
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Ron Csigo

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2011, 09:42:45 AM »
It looks like a mirac...IT'S IN THE HOLE!!!
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Dean DiBerardino

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2011, 09:46:28 AM »
"Country clubs and cemeteries are the biggest wasters of prime real estate! Dead people? They don't want to be buried nowadays. Ecology right? Ask Wang. He'll tell you. We just bought property behind the Great Wall. On the good side!"
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J_ Crisham

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2011, 09:55:45 AM »
A few years ago at an Evans Scholar fundraiser at Knollwood ,  myself and fellow GCAers Terry Lavin and Kyle Krahenbuhl were seated for dinner with Brian Doyle Murray. The emcee for the evening was Gary McCord. Sitting and listening to Murray was priceless. McCord a bit dissapointing. It was Very hard after a few cocktails to not ask Murray to quote some of his caddiemaster lines. Was surprised to learn he played out of Prairie Dunes-obviously knows his architecture!
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Mark Pritchett

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2011, 09:57:08 AM »
"I'll slap an injunction on them so fast it'll make their head spin."

Nothing like injunctive relief humor!
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Ben Sims

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #43 on: March 13, 2011, 10:06:47 AM »
Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!

Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!

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Carl:  Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

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JNC Lyon

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #44 on: March 13, 2011, 10:07:50 AM »
I thought I told you to cut the long grass on the thirteenth?
I was unavoidably detained.
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"That's why Oscar can't see that!" - Philip E. "Timmy" Thomas

Billsteele

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #45 on: March 13, 2011, 11:08:15 AM »
That's a peach, hon. Oh golly, I'm hot today.
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Michael Hayes

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #46 on: March 13, 2011, 11:12:09 AM »
It is just terrible how off topic these threads can get...

Carl's new coffee table grass...

"Kentucky bluegrass, Northern California sensimilla, and featherbed bentgrass."

Now I have it on good authority that this new mix lead to the nematode outbreak in northern California.  Also can you imagine a bigger thatch producer than featherbed bent?
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Tim Martin

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #47 on: March 13, 2011, 11:14:43 AM »
Quote from: Billsteele on March 13, 2011, 11:08:15 AM
That's a peach, hon. Oh golly, I'm hot today.

Bill-Many years ago I used to play softball with Tom Havercamp who is the grandson of Mr. and Mrs. Havercamp. He told me that absolutely no acting was required as that was exactly the way they were. Additionally he advised that his golfing experiences with them had led him away from golf and running to softball.
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Anthony Butler

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #48 on: March 13, 2011, 11:19:20 AM »

"Danny, I've sent boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it, felt I 'owed' it to them."
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Tom_Doak

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #49 on: March 13, 2011, 11:40:52 AM »
It is really amazing for any movie to have so many diverse characters and to manage to skewer them all.

My favorite part was Carl, the assistant superintendent, living in the maintenance building and studying for his five-year plan to become head superintendent.  What was he learning about?  "Chinchbugs.  Manganese ... some people don't even know what that is.  ...   Nitrogen."
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