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Ben Sims

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #50 on: March 13, 2011, 11:44:40 AM »
Quote from: Tom_Doak on March 13, 2011, 11:40:52 AM
 "Chinchbugs.  Manganese ... some people don't even know what that is.  ...   Nitrogen."

This is the quote that every career Colonel and Lt Col use to make fun of me. 
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Jeff_Brauer

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #51 on: March 13, 2011, 11:48:58 AM »
"Looks good on you, though."
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Mark Saltzman

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #52 on: March 13, 2011, 12:12:36 PM »
"hey Wang, I hear this place is restricted"

"buy this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup..."
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Alex Miller

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #53 on: March 13, 2011, 12:31:26 PM »
Quote from: JNC Lyon on March 13, 2011, 09:19:19 AM
Do you know what gophers can do to a golf course?!

Let's do the same thing, just with gophers.
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Will Spivey

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2011, 12:32:10 PM »
You buy a hat like this I bet you get a free cup of soup, huh!  Oh, it looks on you though...

Great thread.  I got a free app for my Droid called Caddyshack soundboard.  I plays many of the quotes listed on this thread.  I'm sure there's an iPhone version as well.  Cheap entertainment!  For those who would care, they also have a version for Monty Python's "The Holy Grail."    "I fart in your general direction!"

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Mac Plumart

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2011, 03:40:24 PM »
Are you Catholic?  Oh, well you can't come.
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Steve Okula

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2011, 03:54:42 PM »
Cannonball!
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Mac Plumart

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #57 on: March 13, 2011, 04:03:35 PM »
It's a little harsh.
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Mike Salinetti

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #58 on: March 13, 2011, 04:32:43 PM »
"What's wrong with lumber yards, I own 2 lumber yards"
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Greg Tallman

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #59 on: March 13, 2011, 04:34:20 PM »
"Mom, Danny saw me naked"
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Tim_Cronin

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #60 on: March 13, 2011, 09:42:03 PM »
"It might not be yours, you know."

"You scratched my anchor!"

"I'll bet double he eats it!"  "You're on!"

Ah, a classic, right there with Citizen Kane.
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Ken Fry

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #61 on: March 13, 2011, 09:56:39 PM »
What time you due back in Boy's Town??
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JNC Lyon

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #62 on: March 13, 2011, 10:01:40 PM »
Albert Einstein gave me this.  Nice man, made a fortune in physics.
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Matthew Rose

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #63 on: March 13, 2011, 11:33:13 PM »
Me winning isn't, you do.

Great grammar.
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Eric Smith

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #64 on: March 14, 2011, 03:12:15 AM »
Ahoy, polloi...where did you come from, a scotch ad?
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Tom ORourke

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #65 on: March 14, 2011, 10:14:38 AM »
Most used at my course - "I don't think the heavy stuffs coming down for a while".
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JNC Lyon

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #66 on: March 14, 2011, 10:23:46 AM »
I could break the club record, theoretically.
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George Pazin

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #67 on: March 14, 2011, 10:46:36 AM »
It's about 190, 195 yards, I think he's got an 8 iron.

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It's amazing how many of the lines listed on this thread trigger the following or preceding line(s).
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Tim_Cronin

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #68 on: March 14, 2011, 11:23:33 AM »
"What do you stand for, Danny? Goodness? Or badness?"
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JNC Lyon

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #69 on: March 14, 2011, 11:24:14 AM »
Quote from: Shivas on March 14, 2011, 10:53:23 AM
It is time once again for my Caddyshack trivia contest.  Lots of people know the lines, but some of these are visual.  Were your eyes paying as much attention as your ears?  Who can answer these?:

1.  Name 10 actual real historical people whose names are used in Caddyshack.  I'll give you one -- Bob Hope.  

Sonja Henie, Jean Paul Sartre, Amelia Earheart, Dick Cavett, Dalai Lama, Richard Nixon, Albert Einstein, Bob Hope, Son of Sam,

2.  Name 3 islands referred to in the movie.

3.  How much does a hamburger cost at the halfway?

4.  Name 3 amenities featured at Czervik Condominiums.

5. What brand and model of irons did Bishop Pickering play?

6.  What were 2nd and 3rd place prizes in the caddie tournament?  (if you don't know this one by now, you need to watch the movie another 100 times...)



And some more:

1.  How many fruits are referred to verbally in Caddyshack and what are they? (this one is easier than you think)

None?

2.  What is Al's former wife's name?

3.  What is Judge Smails' first name? (even I didn't catch this one until my last viewing!)

Elihu! (who is that disgusting man over there?)

4.  What day of the week did Judge Smails hold his party at the Yacht Club on?

Saturday (Danny cuts his lawn before joining them).

5.  Which of the shots in the "former greenskeeper about to become Masters Champion....it's in the hole" scene did Carl clearly mis-hit?  How do you know?

The first one--he hits his 2-iron 100 yards.

6.  What is the Bishop's alcoholic drink of choice?

Rob Roy

7.  How much does the Czervik/Webb vs. Beeper/Smails golf match stand after 9 holes?

8.  Who's in charge of the lumberyard?

Ty Webb

9.  Who is in charge of the Bushwood halfway house (note: this isn't as simple as "who was working the counter).

10.  Name the two States (ie, Illinois, Wisconsin, etc.) referred to in the movie.

Nebraska, New York

11.  What is Danny's sister's boyfriend's name?

PIZZA LARRY

12.  Name 5 countries referred to in the movie.

Haiti, Russia, China, Vietnam, Scotland

13.  How many kids are in Danny's house in the first scene in the movie?

At least 12

14.  How many girls are there at St. Copius?  What makes them unique?

2 of them, and they're both nuns.

15. Whose appointment with Dr. Beeper does he postpone so he can play golf?

Mrs. Bellows

16.  What brand of golf balls does Al Czervik play?

17.  Besides Briar, what are the two other streets referred to in the movie?

and the granddaddy of them all...

18.  In Spalding's "I want a hamburger, no, a cheesburger" scene, what would the total tab have been for his lunch if he got everything he said he wanted (excluding tax and gratuity)?




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Terry Lavin

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #70 on: March 14, 2011, 11:57:04 AM »
You'll have nothing and like it!
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George Pazin

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #71 on: March 14, 2011, 12:19:23 PM »
The flowing robes, the grace.



I noticed you don't spend a lot of time there...



Right in the 'ol lumberyard.



By height.
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Karl Kocher

Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #72 on: March 14, 2011, 12:20:52 PM »
What time you due back in Boys Town?
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jonathan_becker

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #73 on: March 14, 2011, 12:24:55 PM »
Ah!....Ho Ho!
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George Pazin

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Re: Sort Of OT--The Caddyshack Quotes Thread
« Reply #74 on: March 14, 2011, 01:20:19 PM »
Effin' Kemba Walker (says the Pitt fan...). I oughta cut his hamstring so he can't follow through on anything...

Fletch is probably my 2nd most quotable movie. Maybe Wall Street.
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