Jud, et al:
I like Shivas response !
Candidly, too many people take on way too much course for their games to handle. The issue is for the tiny percentage of people who do have the game and want to be sufficiently challenged.
Frankly, what tees someone plays matters little if the pace of play keeps up. That's the real issue that gets little attention.
Matt, I have to agree.
Which of course, brings up another issue - how many of the slowest of the slow are that way because they were never taught the "game" within the game and pace of play but have picked up the game bit by bit on their own accord.
They bought a set of clubs and hit a bucket at the range after watching tv and having a subscription to the latest magazine. Then, deciding they could actually hit the ball, started playing.
These are the same who we all see:
1. Walk up onto tee box to access the shot
2. Walk back to the cart and pull driver (it was always driver - the hole is 390 yards!)
3. Pull on glove
4. Put ball on tee and push into ground
5. Throw grass to judge wind (good lord, it's driver!)
6. Take 4-6 practice swings to "feel" the shot
7. Visualize the shot while over the ball
8. Swing!!!!
From the fairway:
1: Find ball
2. walk to fairway and look for sprinkler head
3. Walk off yardage
4. Consult book/pin sheet/laser/GPS/God, whatever
5. Do caddy math
6. Throw grass
7. Check tree tops/water/flags/clouds
8. Do caddy math again
9. Walk back to cart
10 Pull club
11. Walk back to ball
12. Put on glove
13. Preshot routine
13. Etc, etc, etc arrrgghhhh!!!!
Repeat this for every shot, every putt. Throw in the 2 beverage cart stops per nine, plus the turn, plus looking for lost balls and it's going to be a long day.
So who should share the blame?
The player - of course
The facility - Where is written that "there shalt be a beverage cart" and "Thou shalt have the priviledge of a full meal between holes 9 and 10!"
The Magazines - If I see one more article about pre-shot routine and visualizing every shot I swear I'm going to puke. That's great for tournaments and high level competitions.......Sunday at 11:00am? I'm playing hooky from church -.....freakin hit already 'cause you ain't hit one where you "visualized" it going yet!!!!!!!
TV/PGA Tour - Call out the slow guys. Of course now, they are talking about mic'ing the players so we can hear the fantastic conversations between caddy and player. Trust me, that is only going to slow weekend play down more because someone will think they have picked up a great "pro" tip and because they are a single digit handicap (read an 9) and they are "just about" as good as a pro and that tip is going to get them to scratch and with just a little more practice they can quit their day job and go to Q School. YOU ARE NOT, not even close, never will be if you are older than 10 years old!!!!!!
In short, maybe, if they had been taught the game in some way, they would better understand? If they had learned from a group that kept up play and didn't tolerate slow play, then they wouldn't think they were the only person out there.
I'm sure I can call out more and I know I've missed something but whew....I'm tired already so I think I'll got to the 19th hole and just have a beer......and wait until the course clears out
THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR SLOW PLAY IN DAY TO DAY GOLF!!