Dear Bizarro World Architectural Revisionist Historians;Q. In the Bizarro World of Architectural Revisionist History, what were the Top Courses in America in 1910?
A. Courses like Mayfield that opened in 1911, Columbia that opened in 1912, and Detroit, that opened in 1913, along with a slew of others that had major revisions planned in 1910 that weren't done until 1911 and beyond.
As regards Vardon's list, perhaps he was partial to courses designed by Englishmen? Perhaps with his accuracy, he liked courses that punished the wayward sufficiently? Perhaps he had a lassie in Detroit?...Lord knows all those weeks and months on the road with Big Ted Ray could not have been a picnic.
Q. In the Bizarro World of Architectural Revisionist History, how is CC Worthington an "experienced designer", yet Dr H.Toulmin who co-designed Belmont in 1897 or Rodman Griscom who is given credit in 1905 for having golf course construction experience (presumably as a Junior's Farm apprentice on Daddy's farm at the original Merion course), or Hugh Wilson, who was on the Princeton Green Committee in 1901 as they were building a Willie Dunn courses all rank inexperienced neophytes by 1910?
A. I don't know...in the Bizarro World of Architectural Revisionist History we make this stuff up as we go along. What are your facts??
Q.In the Bizarro World of Architectural Revisionist History, why did Macdonald take many months and even years to route and design NGLA yet was able to do the same work at Merion in a single day visit to the property?
A. Ah....uninitiated one.....you are not understanding the value and benefits of Practice or you wouldn't even ask such an irrelevant question!
Q. In the Bizarro World of Architectural Revisionist History, if HH Barker took a Midnight Train to Georgia to play in a tournament in December 1910, how many golf courses did he design along the way? Where did he leave his clubs and luggage while he was off designing?
A. As many as I can credit him with. I have a tattered receipt that I believe shows he paid the porter a 5 spot to watch his stuff.
Q. In the Bizarro World of Architectural Revisionist History, if a man "laid out" a course on a Monday, then came back and "laid off" the course on Tuesday, what actually would be the result?
A. Isn't it obvious?? Whatever the club's history book says is undeniably wrong, so let's start there. Was it a foreign professional golfer? If you can provide more information such as letting me know WHO it was I'll tell you if they actually designed the course by then or simply put sticks on the ground in accordance with someone else's plans. If they were given plaudits for their job of "laying out" the course in contemporaneous news articles and special dinners for their work, it's much more likely they were simply mind-numbingly placing the sticks where they were told, usually by a bright, good-looking, snappy dressing English professional.
Q. In the Bizarro World of Architectural Revisionist History, I am in possession of a to-scale, professionally drawn Land Plan that contains a triangle that measures 100 yards by 310 yards. That can't be right, can it? What does this
REALLY mean?
A. That would be indisputable evidence that the area in question actually measures 130 yards by 190 yards.
Q. In the Bizarro World of Architectural Revisionist History, if by 1910 all the Big Clubs were either hiring pro golfers or previously experienced amateurs to design or change their courses, why did Merion have Hugh Wilson design the West Course and then change their East course for the 1916 Amateur, or use him again to make more changes in 1924? Why did Huntingdon Valley use Ab Smith, or Whitemarsh Valley use George Thomas, or Shawnee use Tillinghast, or North Hills and LuLu use Meehan, or Pine Valley use Crump and Friends, or Philly Cricket use Sam Heebner, or Philly Country use EK Bispham, or Moorestown Field use Samuel Allen..or.. or....
A. That's all the time we have for today folks. Stay tuned for much more Bizarro World Architectural Revisionist History coming soon to a course near you!....