I hate it!
First off, what club to use off the tee? Too much and you're through the fairway in the rough - dead. Too little and you're dead after the second shot. Now, if you do accidentally hit the fairway, you're sure to end up with an awkward sidehill/downhill lie and you wish you had hit it through the fairway into the rough. At least then it's clear that all you can do is hack it out. But lay up from the fairway? No, that can't be right. So, the second shot goes towards a miniscule target with large dunes full of nasty rough left and right. Obviously, you need to start the ball right at one of the dunes, depending on the direction of the day's crosswind. But it's always a crosswind. So you're aiming for heavy rough, probably hit a tentative shot and then the wind grabs it. In case you actually find your ball, the green's false front will probably cost you another shot.
Well, I'm done, thanks for listening. Any clever tips such as "hit three mid-irons" or perhaps "get a swing"?
Ulrich