Garland
I have to be honest here, its my new design to bring the so called current Golden Age to a close by trying to dissuade people from using carts and electronic range finders.
My thought were based upon, if the ride is just too bumpy, then no one will use carts, and if you cant see the ball let alone a flag just what good are these electronic distance or yardage aids.
In fact it is my tribute course to the distance nuts who want 7,600 yards plus courses showing that total distance is not what golf is all about, its navigating around a course designed by a strategic and penal designer to see if you can overcome the design. I think I may have achieved the unachievable by stopping carts in their tracks and making any form of distance notes irrelevant as you cant see the flag let alone find the ball.
See even I can design a course on land NOT fit for purpose, nor for the greater good of golfers, yet very profitable for the ball makers as we expect tens of thousands of ball to be lost within the first 250-300 yards of each Tee
Yet how many feel the testosterone levels rising, I would not be surprised to see it close to the top in the next list of best 100 courses worldwide. I must say that I owe my pending success, all of it to this site, for showing me the way towards the heart of the modern player.
Melvyn
PS My press agent has just phoned and there is some talk of being nominated for The Old Tom Morris Award for 2011, but I have had to decline the nomination due to the expected flood of allegations of nepotism from Mr P Craig and friends. Cant see why as I have never met this guy called Old Tom, but I must be seen to be fair. Normal service will be resumed 10 seconds after I have taken these pills, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. And a goodnight to all of you.