What was the hoary joke about the Yale man and the Harvard man at adjoining urinals? Something like the Harvard man zipped up and was walking to the exit when the Yalie said, 'We Yale men always wash our hands after urinating." A quick response from the Harvard guy was,' We were taught in Cambridge not to piss on our hands or pants."
While we are scraping the bottom of the barrrel as it were,I think the best two lines in Royal humor were caught in this one.
Anthony Armstrong-Jones married Princess Magaret. A sumptuous weding ceremony, a guards parade, horses and carriages evrywhere. The bells of Westminster Abbey clanging noisily and jubilation in the streets.
After the tummult and confusion subsided, Margaret asked Tony to give her twenty minutes to prepare for the nuptial coupling.
The twenty minutes sped by and the groom hastened along the corridors of Buckingham Palace, shot up the stairs and reached the
Bridal Chamber. He thew open the doors and there lay his fairy princess on purple sheets, quite naked but wearing long white gloves.
When asked about the gloves her Royal Highness replied, " Well Darling, I have to touch the beastly thing sometime."
It doesn't end there. After an exhiliarating evening of delight the young princess asked, "Tony Darling, is that what the common people call f#*^!*g." His garbled reply was," Well yes dearest heart it is." Her very Royal and succinct comment went to the point.
"Much too good for them, much too good for them."
Bob