Thanks to Brent and his wonderful words it would appear that, I have been recently established as a Deity. Initially I notice no God like abilities, no clear directives from the Supreme Deity himself. Just my normal strong views relating to the preservation to the great game of golf. However, this weekend I have started to notice some unbelievable changes. So let me pass on some of my new experiences, which I must, in all fairness put at the feet of Brent.
1) Do you prefer walking or riding?
I now glide, having no need to walk or ride. Although I tend to walk on water to get to my floating ball
2) Do you use a rangefinder/GPS device to judge distance?No my divine eyesight allows in an instance to note exact the information I need to play the game of golf.
3) Do you always play the ball as it lies?
Normally I prefer to play it as it has come to rest, however my divine powers allow me a few options when I believe they comply with the Rules of Golf (which I am currently having reviewed – if you got the power – use it)
4) At one point is a putt "good?"
On hearing the Angles clapping
5) Do you keep a handicap?
No recently, however, as a Deity I feel that ‘Scratch’ may be the next order of the day
6) Do you generally wager?
Only with the Souls from the wayward American easy game of Golf
7) Under what weather circumstances will you not play?
When Hell freezes over
Do you take lessons?
Yes from Old Tom Morris via his family, as a Deity who else would be equal to the task - perhaps the all seeing all knowing Brent may come close or is that just hero worship?
9) Do you generally hit practice balls on the driving range before a round?No, why should I, unless winning is the only important reason for playing. Of course as a Deity, I have nothing to prove.
10) Do you use a line on a golf ball to align your putt?
No, it’s a cardinal sin, only used by weak and sickly golfers who have lost their faith and way to the pin. Remember, not all lines lead to the pot of gold, ye shall reap what ye sow.
Here ends the first lesson from the book of Morrow Chapter One verses 1-10.
Melvyn
PS Thanks Brent, I now see the light and will continue my fight knowing that God is on my side