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Michael Whitaker

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Caption Contest
« on: December 19, 2008, 02:15:18 AM »
Any caption ideas for this cartoon...
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"Solving the paradox of proportionality is the heart of golf architecture."  - Tom Doak (11/20/05)

Pat Burke

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 02:41:16 AM »
I heard him explain as his drive sailed right
my teacher's a bum,  he gets coal tonight
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Kyle Henderson

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 02:41:42 AM »
"... Jack Frost nipping at your balls."
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"I always knew terrorists hated us for our freedom. Now they love us for our bondage." -- Stephen T. Colbert discusses the popularity of '50 Shades of Grey' at Gitmo

Neil_Crafter

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 03:41:11 AM »
"and Steve thought Mickelson was a prick".
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cary lichtenstein

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 05:10:28 AM »
Quote from: Neil_Crafter on December 19, 2008, 03:41:11 AM
"and Steve thought Mickelson was a prick".

Perfect
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Live Jupiter, Fl, was  4 handicap, played top 100 US, top 75 World. Great memories, no longer play, 4 back surgeries. I don't miss a lot of things about golf, life is simpler with out it. I miss my 60 degree wedge shots, don't miss nasty weather, icing, back spasms. Last course I played was Augusta

Gene Greco

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 06:23:43 AM »
     




 "Soon, I will let this magic sleigh-riding liberal know that all the elves and reindeer have truly   had enough."
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"...I don't believe it is impossible to build a modern course as good as Pine Valley.  To me, Sand Hills is just as good as Pine Valley..."    TOM DOAK  November 6th, 2010

Rich Goodale

Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 06:38:18 AM »
Christ, Santa!  For another $20 bucks we could have rented a sleigh....."
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Ally Mcintosh

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2008, 06:41:53 AM »
Quote from: Rich Goodale on December 19, 2008, 06:38:18 AM
Christ, Santa!  For another $20 bucks we could have rented a sleigh....."

But is Sleigh-Ball really golf, Rich?
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Melvyn Morrow

Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2008, 07:38:26 AM »


Santa I told Tom Doak that shallow bunkers were useless, now we can’t even find it in this snow because its too shallow - Architects what do they know and why can’t they believe in tradition.?

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Rich Goodale

Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2008, 07:43:31 AM »
Quote from: Ally Mcintosh on December 19, 2008, 06:41:53 AM
Quote from: Rich Goodale on December 19, 2008, 06:38:18 AM
Christ, Santa!  For another $20 bucks we could have rented a sleigh....."

But is Sleigh-Ball really golf, Rich?

I'm not going argue with Santa or Rudolph, Ally!
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Ally Mcintosh

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 07:48:03 AM »
Quote from: Rich Goodale on December 19, 2008, 07:43:31 AM
Quote from: Ally Mcintosh on December 19, 2008, 06:41:53 AM
Quote from: Rich Goodale on December 19, 2008, 06:38:18 AM
Christ, Santa!  For another $20 bucks we could have rented a sleigh....."

But is Sleigh-Ball really golf, Rich?

I'm not going argue with Santa or Rudolph, Ally!

The voice of a man who doesn't want to jeopardise his chance of a good Christmas present...
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K. Krahenbuhl

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2008, 08:23:37 AM »
"Well what do you think fella?"

"I'd keep playing...I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while."
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Mike Benham

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2008, 08:35:31 AM »
"Spirit of Golf my ass, carry your own damn bag"
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"... and I liked the guy ..."

Kyle Harris

Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2008, 08:41:06 AM »
"This isn't Russia, is this Russia?"
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Jim_Kennedy

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2008, 08:47:20 AM »
"I told 'ya to play the orange ball"
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"I never beat a well man in my life" - Harry Vardon

Mark Bourgeois

Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2008, 08:57:44 AM »
"Stuff my chimney...it was Donner and Blitzen who stole our cart!"
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Mike_Cirba

Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2008, 09:17:29 AM »


Despite thousands of North Pole dollars spent on decades of Anger Management courses, Rudolph never did get over the deep psychological damage of that early childhood teasing, and now he was finally about to blow...
« Last Edit: December 19, 2008, 09:20:40 AM by MikeCirba »
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Mike Hendren

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2008, 09:36:44 AM »
Frost delay my a**!
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Two Corinthians walk into a bar ....

Anthony Gray

Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2008, 09:54:21 AM »


  "I see my ball,where is Eric Smith's?"

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Michael Whitaker

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2008, 09:58:08 AM »
My wife suggests...

Hey, Santa... how about a little something for the effort!
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"Solving the paradox of proportionality is the heart of golf architecture."  - Tom Doak (11/20/05)

Mike_Cirba

Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2008, 10:00:11 AM »



You wait til December to finally play the Kingsley Club?!?

Screw those damn GCA nutcases and their inspirational photo essays!!  
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Kalen Braley

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #21 on: December 19, 2008, 10:00:15 AM »
"Damn, and to think I passed on that trip to Cali with blitzen to spend some 'quality' time with Santa"
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Melvyn Morrow

Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #22 on: December 19, 2008, 10:13:49 AM »

Captions are fun but…

How many recognised the course as Royal Dornoch and was that
Ian Andrew in the back ground?

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Brad Tufts

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #23 on: December 19, 2008, 10:19:06 AM »
If you want to be replaced by a bunch of reindeer, keep it up...
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So I jump ship in Hong Kong....

Michael Moore

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Re: Caption Contest
« Reply #24 on: December 19, 2008, 10:42:35 AM »
"Because you are pretentious and playing with ten hickories instead of a full set of steel-shafted clubs, we are once again searching for a lost ball."
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Metaphor is social and shares the table with the objects it intertwines and the attitudes it reconciles. Opinion, like the Michelin inspector, dines alone. - Adam Gopnik, The Table Comes First
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