W&C's and W&PC's should be charged 40% of the cost of a cart as a trail fee. It makes zero sense for a golfer to be able to play at no additional cost above dues.
John,
Here're some other ideas:
1) All those who piss in the woods instead of using the clubhouse urinals (thereby raising maintenance and sewer utility costs for ALL members) should get a 1% discount on dues.
2) Guys who only drink beer should get reimbursed their portion of the liquor inventory carrying cost. Why should they pay for the cost of the Cointreau that sits on the shelf year after year?
3) Atheists shouldn't be obligated to contribute to the employee Christmas fund.
4) Members who don't use carts must never be assessed for maintenance of the cart paths--put it in the bylaws. And they should get a credit for the recurring costs of running and maintaining the carts.
5) Members whose wives don't use the club should never be assessed for improvements to the Ladies' locker room. Why should they pay for those goddam comfy chairs in there?
6) You're fertilizing the magnolia trees? I HATE trees and flowers on the golf course--I'm not paying for that!
7) If there are 200 members, please credit my account for 1/200 of the cost of playing cards, because I don't play cards....
As you like to say, "I can't believe I give this stuff away"