Caddyshack Airing This Evening TGC

[Chip Gaskins]

looks good on you...

i swear three or four of these lines have made into my daily life (at on the golf course or with my buddies)

[Dan Herrmann]

Next time you hear it, pay special attention to the lyrics in Loggins' "I'm Alright". 

[Brent Hutto]

And by the way, it takes ~40 seconds for that putt to finally topple into the hole.  Not that Lou Loomis was one for the rule book, I wouldn't think.   

I dunno, Al slipped him a C-note on the first tee to "Keep it honest".

[Martin Del Vecchio]

i swear three or four of these lines have made into my daily life (at on the golf course or with my buddies)

In that vein:  http://wnymedia.net/podcasts/commonsensevideo/QuotableCaddyshackBillMurrayChevyChase_300k.wmv

You might have to right-click on it to save it to your hard disk.  But it's worth the effort...

[Mike Benham]

Jeff F.

Good to know what it takes to get Fortson to resurface, a Caddyshack thread ...

[Tom Yost]

A tie between Ty and Danny.

Or maybe Lacy Underalls.

Danny had the classic Reverse C follow through, he probably has had back problems since the early 90s ...

Whenever I see that guy (Michael O'Keefe) on TV or in a movie, it just comes out...  "NOONAN!"   My wife is not amused, especially if it happens at the theater (Michael Clayton),  but of course, she is much more mature than I.

As rich and silly as Caddyshack is,  Caddyshack II on the other hand, is the most wretched, awful movie. (unfortunately, also being shown on TGC)


Tom

[JSlonis]

Joe, "I'm caddieng for the Dali Lama and he hits a big one -he's long,very long for a little guy in flowing robes. But he hits it into a crevice thats 10,000 feet deep"      Priceless Bill Murray

Jack,

I don't want to pick on you because you started this thread, but you really butchered that quote.   

[Tony_Chapman]

10.  Name the two States (ie, Illinois, Wisconsin, etc.) referred to in the movie.

Nebraska is one....

[rjsimper]

Joe, "I'm caddieng for the Dali Lama and he hits a big one -he's long,very long for a little guy in flowing robes. But he hits it into a crevice thats 10,000 feet deep"      Priceless Bill Murray

Jack,

I don't want to pick on you because you started this thread, but you really butchered that quote.   

Was thinking the exact same thing - there are many other butchered quotes in here, but none as rich as that one

[Eric Smith]

3.  What is Judge Smails' first name?


6.  What is the Bishop's alcoholic drink of choice?

3. Elihu

6. Rob Roy

[Tony_Chapman]

You are correct.  Actually, there are two others.

Shivas -- Those are the best questions. I'll bet I've seen the movie close to 100 times and I can't think of any answers. Of course, Tibet would be a country, but four more?

Do you count The Captain of the Royal and Ancient of St. Andrews as a "historical figure"?

[Eric Smith]

Joe, "I'm caddieng for the Dali Lama and he hits a big one -he's long,very long for a little guy in flowing robes. But he hits it into a crevice thats 10,000 feet deep"      Priceless Bill Murray

Jack,

I don't want to pick on you because you started this thread, but you really butchered that quote.   

Was thinking the exact same thing - there are many other butchered quotes in here, but none as rich as that one

There was a SNL skit about this very subject, butchering Caddyshack quotes, anybody see it?  I think it was Chris Kattan who mis-quoted a line from the movie as he and Will Ferrell and I forget who else are Wall Street execs walking down the street and they stop in their tracks and say, "are you gay?" because he (Kattan) doesn't know the quote verbatim. frickin hilarious...maybe i can find a youtube link.

[Martin Del Vecchio]

Joe, "I'm caddieng for the Dali Lama and he hits a big one -he's long,very long for a little guy in flowing robes. But he hits it into a crevice thats 10,000 feet deep"      Priceless Bill Murray

Jack,

I don't want to pick on you because you started this thread, but you really butchered that quote.   

The best part is the pitchfork:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkLH56VlKT0

[Martin Del Vecchio]

There was a SNL skit about this very subject, butchering Caddyshack quotes, anybody see it?  I think it was Chris Kattan who mis-quoted a line from the movie as he and Will Ferrell and I forget who else are Wall Street execs walking down the street and they stop in their tracks and say, "are you gay?" because he (Kattan) doesn't know the quote verbatim. frickin hilarious...maybe i can find a youtube link.

You can't find a YouTube link, since NBC gets them removed immediately.

But I did post a downloadable link a few messages ago:  http://golfclubatlas.com/forum/index.php/topic,35586.msg719665.html#msg719665

[Sean Leary]

I was lucky enough to play a couple of holes with Bill and Brian Doyle Murray in a horserace before a member-guest last year.  

Bill was in his typical golf attire (madras button down shirt untucked, bucket hat, and wild golf shoes. His brother I would have never recognized as BDM until I heard I heard his voice...

[Eric Smith]

You can't find a YouTube link, since NBC gets them removed immediately.

But I did post a downloadable link a few messages ago:  http://golfclubatlas.com/forum/index.php/topic,35586.msg719665.html#msg719665

Love it!  Thanks MDV!  And of course I was wrong, it wasn't Kattan who fumbles the quote, it's Sanz. 

[Bill Shamleffer]

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So once again, it is time for the Caddyshack trivia challenge:

1.  Name 10 actual real historical people whose names are used in Caddyshack.  I'll give you one -- Bob Hope. 

6.  What were 2nd and 3rd place prizes in the caddie tournament?


And some more:

4.  What day of the week did Judge Smails hold his party at the Yacht Club on?

1. Obviously one is the Dali Lama.

6. I think 2nd place price is socks.

4. Is the yacht party "this Sunday"?

[Adrian_Stiff]

i swear three or four of these lines have made into my daily life (at on the golf course or with my buddies)

In that vein:  http://wnymedia.net/podcasts/commonsensevideo/QuotableCaddyshackBillMurrayChevyChase_300k.wmv

You might have to right-click on it to save it to your hard disk.  But it's worth the effort...

Only 3 or 4?

My God, if I had $100 for every time somebody said "I feel like a hundred dollars" ...

My favorites:

What are you, a diabetic?

You're crazy.  That's what they said about Son of Sam....

How 'bout a Fresca?

My dad....never liked you...

St. Copius of Northern......WHERE?!?

Pretty pathetic, Ty.....maybe you Lacy, but for me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do...

fifty bucks the Smails kid picks his nose......a hundred says he eats it.

"PICK UP THAT BLOOD!"  (probably my favorite)

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So once again, it is time for the Caddyshack trivia challenge:

1.  Name 10 actual real historical people whose names are used in Caddyshack.  I'll give you one -- Bob Hope. 

2.  Name 3 islands referred to in the movie.

3.  How much does a hamburger cost at the halfway?

4.  Name 3 amenities featured at Czervik Condominiums.

5. What brand and model of irons did Bishop Pickering play?

6.  What were 2nd and 3rd place prizes in the caddie tournament?

And some more:

1.   How many fruits are referred to verbally in Caddyshack and what are they? (this one is easier than you think)

2.  What is Al's former wife's name?

3.  What is Judge Smails' first name?

4.  What day of the week did Judge Smails hold his party at the Yacht Club on? Saturday

5.  Which of the shots in the "former greenskeeper about to become Masters Champion....it's in the hole" scene did Carl clearly mis-hit?  How do you know?

6.  What is the Bishop's alcoholic drink of choice?

7.  How much does the Bushwood golf pro bet on the Czervik/Webb vs. Beeper/Smails golf match?

8.  Where did the match stand after 9 holes?

9.  Who is in charge of the Bushwood halfway house (note: this isn't as simple as "who was working the counter during Spalding's "I want a hamburger, no, a cheesburger" scene). maggy

10.  Name the two States (ie, Illinois, Wisconsin, etc.) referred to in the movie.

11.  What is Danny's sister's boyfriend's name?

12.  Name 5 countries referred to in the movie. China, Russia, Scotland, Tibet, Haiti

13.  How many kids are in Danny's house in the first scene in the movie?

14.  How many girls are there at St. Copius?  What makes them unique? hardly any, those that are are nuns

15. Whose appointment with Dr. Beeper does he postpone so he can play golf?

16.  What brand of golf balls does Al Czervik play?

17.  Why does Mrs. Green wear green? so she can hide

18.  Besides Briar, what are the two other streets referred to in the movie?

and the granddaddy of them all...

18.  In Spalding's "I want a hamburger, no, a cheesburger" scene, what would the total tab have been for his lunch if he got everything he said he wanted (excluding tax and gratuity)?

[Bill Shamleffer]

My personal favorite line is:
"You're a good caddy.
Something to be very proud of."

This is said by Judge Smails to Danny after danny takes the blame for the slick putter grip (and is generously rewarded with a quarter tip).


After giving my responses to Dave's quiz I located a very rudimentary script of Caddyshack.  It does not list who says each line or the context, but for most Caddieshack fans, those missing details will not be necessary.

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/c/caddyshack-script-transcript-golf-movie.html

[John Mayhugh]

There was a SNL skit about this very subject, butchering Caddyshack quotes, anybody see it?  I think it was Chris Kattan who mis-quoted a line from the movie as he and Will Ferrell and I forget who else are Wall Street execs walking down the street and they stop in their tracks and say, "are you gay?" because he (Kattan) doesn't know the quote verbatim. frickin hilarious...maybe i can find a youtube link.

You can't find a YouTube link, since NBC gets them removed immediately.

But I did post a downloadable link a few messages ago:  http://golfclubatlas.com/forum/index.php/topic,35586.msg719665.html#msg719665

I had never seen this before.  Hilarious.

[Jon Spaulding]

I have many mental scars from years of name recognition....

A few favorites are:

1) The Zen philosopher Basho....." a flute with no holes is not a flute, a donut with no holes is a danish"
2) My roommate Mitch Cumsteen
3) You're a funny kid. What time are you due back in Boys Town?
4) Now I know why Tigers eat their young
5) Tanks for nuttin'

[RSLivingston_III]

Did they show any of the missing clips? Like the one where Murray comes riding up on the big mower?
And I assume it's safe to say they deleted the "Do you do drugs Danny" line.

[Kalen Braley]

Here is the actual aforemention butchered quote:

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Some more beauties:

Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny.
Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.

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Al Czervik: What're we, waiting for these guys? Hey Whitey, where's your hat?
Judge Smails: Do you mind, sir. I'm trying to tee off.
Al Czervik: I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.
Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.

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Judge Smails: Danny, I'm having a party this weekend.
Judge Smails: How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

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Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though.

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Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Al Czervik: You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

[Tim Leahy]

thanks Mike B for the great picture, it will be etched in my mind all day and it almost makes up for the fact that the Golf Channel showed the edited version of the movie.

[Carl Nichols]

the 2nd and 3rd place prizes in the caddie tournament were a bag of tees and socks -- not sure which was which.