By the way, Sullivan, you long hitting, young buck smartass, I'll have you know I learned this fascinating philosophy from Huntingdon Valley's own original purist Linc Roden.
When I informed him that the C nine's 7th hole was basically impossible for even some low handicap short hitters because of the crossing creeks, he informed me that the hole was, in fact, brilliant strategically for such as those.
I said, "Oh yeah, you purist nut-case, how is that?"
The Lincoln informed me that it should be played with a 4 iron off the tee and then a 9 iron followed by an 8 iron to the green and a decent one putt.
I told the antediluvian dreamer that did not constitute a GIR and he informed me that GIRs do not win golf holes, only the lowest score does.
The thing about this interesting application of golf is tortoises understand the Achilles' heels of hares better than hares understand the Archilles' heels of tortoises. Tortoises know if you give hares enough twine they will inevitably hogtie themselves more often than not.