"I used to play golf. But I'll tell you something: I would only play it in the late summer. Oh, occasionally the early summer, but usually the late summer - or the mid-summer. Just the early summer, midsummer and late summer. Occasionally, early spring, early mid-spring, or perhaps the late-midspring. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early fall. . . But never in the winter. Never in the winter."
Couldn't resist, and Jordan, this is a spoof of a famous comedian's act that is lightyears before your time.
Cheers,
Brad