Bogey, my owen view is since there's no rational defense of such tees, and no serious discussion possible about their merits, there's no point trying to make cogent arguments. In other words, the topic is a joke.
Having said that, I would concede one point. One of the unfortunate consequences of liberally-minded architects going to 4 or 5 sets of markers is that they started scattering little tees all over. Peye Dye did this for a while, and now he's learned, having reverted to clumping of markers on a smaller number of teeing grounds, so that you can have, say four or five different sets, but on three different turfed areas. This is much preferable to either scatterd small tees or massive long ones.