Tom McWood.
Make it two.
Tom Paul,
Following on this line of discussion here is a story best told with a clipped British accent,
Two peers of the realm are having a Scotch in the Smoking Room of the House of Lords.
Pilkington-Smythe: " I say old chap don't you think the attendance in the house is just appalling?"
Montmorency: "What makes you say that?"
PS: "Well take last week. The debate on Saving ther Badger was attending by no more than a couple of dozen Members. Whereas a week later, when taking up the Homosexual Consent Bill, the place was packed to the rafters. What do you make of that?
Montmorency;
"I daresay old man that there are very few badgers in the House of Lords."
As I mentioned earlier,it is better in the telling.