What is bocce but lawn bowling with an accent, and P. G. Wodehouse had the last word(s) on this contention:
From "The Awakening of Rollo Podmarsh"
Down on the new bowling green behind the club-house some sort of competition was in progress. The seats above the smooth strip of turf were crowded, and the weak-minded yapping of the patients made itself plainly audible to the Oldest Member as he sat in his favourite chair in the smoking room. He shifted restlessly, and a frown marred the placidity of his venerable brow. To the Oldest Member a golf-club was a golf-club, and he resented the introduction of any alien element. He had opposed the institution of tennis-courts; and the suggestion of a bowling-green had stirred him to his depths.
A young man in a spectacles came into the smoking-room. His high forehead was aglow, and he lapped up a ginger-ale with the air of one who considers that he has earned it.
"Capital exercise!" he said beaming upon the Oldest Member.
The Oldest Member laid down his "Vardon On Casual Water" and pered suspiciously at his companion.
"What did you go round in?" he asked.
"Oh, I wasn't playing golf," said the young man. "Bowls."
"A nauseous pursuit!" said the Oldest Member, coldly, and resumed his reading.
The young man seemed nettled.
"I don't know why you should say that," he retorted. "It's a splendid game."
"I rank it," said the Oldest Member, "with the juvenile pastime of marbles."
The young man pondered for some moments.
"Well, anyway," he said at length, "it was good enough for Drake."
"As I have not the pleasure of the acquaintance of your friend Drake, I am unable to estimate the value of his endorsement."
"The 'Drake.' The Spanish Armada Drake. He was playing bowls on Plymough Hoe when they told him the Armada was in sight. 'There is time to finish the game,' he replied. That's what Drake thought of bowls."
"If he had been a golfer he would have ignored the Armada altogether."
Who can dispute the Oldest Member speaking through the medium of Pelham Greville (Plum) Wodehouse. Or is it the other way around.
Perhaps we should have a contest here--who fulfills the role of Oldest Member. I think I have the perfect candidate in mind, but I'll let others chime in if they see fit.