Slightly off-topic, but has anyone every seen sprinkler heads from outside say... 230 yards that read things like:
"No shot"
"Lay up"
"It's a 2-iron, Mr. Woods"
etc.
Can't remember which course but:
"Don't even think about it"
I hate those cutesy messages on sprinkler heads 250+ from the green. HATE them.
I'm sure it says more about my lack of a sense of humor than it does about the wacky jokesters who install them, but there's just one reason I want to know how far I am from the green in that situation: I want to know what club to hit to my ideal layup spot. "Dreamer" doesn't help one bit.
Would it kill a course to put "275" on that sprinkler head, instead of "Forget About It," so I'd know that I need to hit a 5-iron, rather than some other club that might carry me into trouble or leave me at a bad yardage?
Obviously I'm not always that precise, but I can usually stick it pretty close to the 100 yard plate if I know how far away I am from it. And I'd rather know that than be amused by some stale gag on the sprinkler head.