I'm sure I've played this game before, but I can't remember my answers, so here's the 2009 version:
1. Old Tom Morris. I live in Scotland, and being denied all of the courses he touched would be too hard to bear. Plus, can you spell DORNOCH (yes, I know that a lot of you can't, but don't let that stop you from playing there....)!
2. Donald Ross. Not the greatest courses in the world, but if you multiply weight by volume and time, probably the greatest force in golf course architecture. Also, designer of the course where my parents fell in love. Without him I'd be only a gleam in my father's eye.
3. Chandler Egan. If I were denied Pebble Beach, I would be denied any reason to live, even though the chances of me playing it again are probably less than 50/50.
4. David Brown. Designer of Painswick, a course I am very likely to play again, but which if denied to me for life would pierce my heart as much as would Pebble Beach or even Dornoch. David Brown was also the winner of the 1886 Open at Musselburgh. In the 42 player field that year were, in addition to Mr. Brown:
Willie Campbell
Willie Park, Jr.
Willie Park Sr.
Mungo Park
Willie Fernie
Archie Simpson
Bob Simpson
Ben Sayers
Horace Hutchinson
Tom Dunn
Willie Dunn
George Strath
JOF Morris
Old Tom Morris
HW Laidlay
etc.
My modest guess is that the field of that Open had at least partial responsibility for at least 25 of what are now considered the top 100 courses in the world. Deacon Brown won his Open in some great company, and what a great course is Painswick.....
5. Joe Anderson. From Perth, Joe extended Aberdour Golf Club to 18 holes in 1914. The golf course is not earth shattering--even though the views are world class, and his routing (since altered), was a magical exercise in economic design--but it is my home course, and I cannot imagine Satan tempting me by saying I could play Pine Valley, or Oakmont, or Sand Hills (amongst the great courses I have not yet played) or Royal Melbourne, Shinnecock Hills, or Cypress Point (amongst the great courses I have played) but not ever again play Aberdour. I have far too many firends, memories and future hopes invested in my home and its course to ever forsake it.
Rich