An excerpt from Wind's Letters from Harry Sprague:
April 9, 1960
Mr. Amos A. Tabor
c/o Curacao Chamber of Commerce
Willemstad, Curacao
Dutch West Indies
Dear Mr. Tabor:
...This reminds me, Mr. Tabor, that Bob Jones and I had a little conversation this afternoon. He was sitting in his golf cart there on the thirteenth when we spotted each other. "Harry," Bob said to me, "I saw you execute several superb shots yesterday. You will score this course better, I'm certain, once you get to know it better. It takes quite a bit of knowing."
"Bob," I said to Bob, "I am not investing in any green blazer myself, since I am counting on your folks presenting me with one. But if you don't mind a construction suggestion, when you make your changes next in the holes here, you must do something to this here number thirteen."
Bob is somewhat surprised by this because he says then, "That somewhat surprises me, Harry. Most of us have always thought that this hole was perhaps the strongest on the course. There are not many par 5s to my knowledge which set up a finer strategic challenge for a golfer: whether or not to try to carry the creek before the green on the second shot."
"Bob," I said to him, "now that is where you and I are horses of a different color. This hole is weak because a power-hitter has got no advantage. Take my case, I am getting home in 2 with a 6-iron or maybe a 7, but what good does that do me when the other guys can press a 3-wood and also get home? Do you catch my drift?"
"Harry," Bob says, "who is making your equipment? Some company at Cape Canaveral?"
We both had a good laugh at that one....
Yours from the back markers,
Harry Sprague
Playing Professional
Otter Lake C.C.
Extremely witty writing. Dan Jenkins w/o the profanity.
Mike