Gary Smith,
Why should long AND straight off the tee be punished?
Because the architect may have determined, on a specific hole, that looooong and straight isn't the play he intended.
It's done all the time with cross bunkers, streams, ponds, rough, doglegs and sometimes the Pacific Ocean.
Holes such as # 15 at GCGC, # 8 at Pebble Beach,
# 7 at PV and many others are examples where loooong and straight isn't the play of choice. Likewise, on many doglegs,
loooong and straight gets the golfer in trouble.
Of course you are right that long is not always the play. For someone to be too long and straight (down the middle of the fairway) on a dogleg hole, thus driving through the fairway, would be a case of being long, straight, and stupid.
However, straight to me is not necessarily always down the middle of the fairway. If a player was long and straight, and used his strengths to cut the corner of the dogleg, if he executes the shot, he should be rewarded.
As Forest mentioned, a clubbing down type of hole can bring interest to a course, as long as there is not too many of them. In Mayday's hole description, I can see his point that the longer player gets a turboboost, but life ain't always going to be fair.
I hope that the old classic courses don't all go to the pinched-in fairway look to discourage length off the tee. I don't see where a longer hitter should also have to be a straighter hitter.
Just my opinion, I could be wrong.