As always, I find much of this thread hilarious.
The concept of a bunch of guys glumly trudging after their ProV's that they were forced to hit with their 460 cc driver with a 65 gram, 1.5 torque shaft that they were forced to swing is a sad picture indeed.
If you want 260 yd. carries, then hit a club off that tee that carries that far. If you want to hit 4 irons into par 4's, then lay up or choke down, or something.
If you find pro golf on TV boring, watch CSI or Law and Order; they are ALWAYS on some channel, and they are fiction so that you won't have to deal with reality.
But this constant pining for the good ole days of the mid 90's and the distances of the Professional, or the mid 80's and the Tour Balatas is silly. The reality is that there were longer balls than those around then, and that most of the people who play golf were using the longer balls then, and they still are. Penalize those guys, and see what THAT does for the growth of the game you love!
If you want to easy solutions to complex problems, don't be surprised when you are disappointed. Now head off to your Flat Earth Society and Man Will Never Fly League meetings and hush about the golf ball!