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Jordan Wall

...because as I watch The Big Break, his course looks absolutely spectacular.

The reason it is not particularly liked on GCA, is it because it contrived?
Because it cost a lot of money, particularly to move land?
Hey, this could go for all the Trump courses, because they certainly are eye appealing to me...

Anyways, I was just wondering why GCA seems to hate the Trump courses.

Tiger_Bernhardt

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2006, 12:49:09 PM »
Jordon, the course or the blond?

Sean Leary

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2006, 12:49:25 PM »
get back to class..

JLahrman

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2006, 12:59:10 PM »
They must be...I can't get on Trump courses either.
« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 12:59:34 PM by JAL »

cary lichtenstein

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2006, 01:11:38 PM »
The blondes are better
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Steve_ Shaffer

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2006, 01:13:19 PM »
Jordan

Do some research here. Go to page2 for this thread:

www.golfclubatlas.com/forums2/index.php?board=1;action=display;threadid=25999

and the correct term is "breast enhancement"



« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 01:15:43 PM by Steve_ Shaffer »
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John_Conley

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Ocean Trails
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2006, 01:19:49 PM »
Jordan, this course was completed long before Trump's involvement.  I think it looks pretty good.  You may remember Chris O'Donnell playing a made-for-tv match just prior to the hole washing away into the ocean.

John_Conley

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2006, 01:20:40 PM »
and the correct term is "breast enhancement"

Actually, the procedure is usually called "augmentation".

Bruce Katona

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2006, 01:53:41 PM »
.............and the issue with augmentation for someone with lightly colored hair is exactly what?????????????????

RJ_Daley

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2006, 02:05:27 PM »
Jordan, I know you are asking this out of curiosity.  But, have you ever played or Trump course or a blond with a boob job, at your age?  

You can see such a contrived and boob jobesque remodeled course that the Old Ocean Trails has become and see many such blonds on TV or in the movies.  But aren't both, just pop eyecandy?

I actually thought of you whilst playing at BallyNeal a couple of weeks ago.  I thought it in the context that I wished I were you at your age.  There I was at a real deal world beater course and I was lucky to get a "real deal" lovely naturally pretty blond, and about your age young lady as a caddy.  Had I been you, I'd have stayed in Holyoke until she agreed to go out with me... ;) ;D 8)

But, I digress... ;) ::) ;D  
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Noel Freeman

Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2006, 03:23:03 PM »
Jordan-  Are you home schooled?  Is there is Sex Education in Washington State?-- or might I recommend a few dancing establishments next time on your way to Bandon Dunes.. They might help a bit anatomically speaking.. It might help with your term papers and understanding mounding, containment, drainage and natural features...All GCA speaking of course.. I'm sure Nip/Tuck is your favorite TV program..
« Last Edit: October 16, 2006, 03:23:23 PM by Noel Freeman »

Sean Leary

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #11 on: October 16, 2006, 03:46:28 PM »
My feeling has always been that they are real if I can touch them.. :o

Dan Kelly

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2006, 04:05:26 PM »
I actually thought of you whilst playing at BallyNeal a couple of weeks ago.

Don't we all think of Jordan Wall pretty much every time we play?

Either Jordan, or Al Franken.
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Jeff_Brauer

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2006, 04:06:58 PM »
I recommend a few dancing establishments next time on your way to Bandon Dunes....

Or as they are referred to locally, "The Oregon Ballet"
Jeff Brauer, ASGCA Director of Outreach

Jordan Wall

Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #14 on: October 16, 2006, 05:11:10 PM »
So far if Trump courses are anything like this blonde chick, people are liking them..
 ;D

Jordan Wall

Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #15 on: October 16, 2006, 09:32:51 PM »
You be the judge...



And the other part:


JLahrman

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #16 on: October 16, 2006, 09:35:34 PM »
I know which one is better bunkered.

Adam Clayman

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #17 on: October 16, 2006, 10:23:23 PM »
Jordan,

No matter how attractive, someone is tired of doing them.

Unless they are truely great.
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Tommy_Naccarato

Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #18 on: October 17, 2006, 03:03:44 AM »
Jordan,
Your 15 years old, what do you know about boobs?

Never mind!

But yes, your part right. If it's a boob job, it deserves to be on badplasticsurgery.com.

Trump National maybe the very worst golf course I have ever been on--architecturally. Buenaventura Circa 1924 might be a close 2nd.

I had a great time at both though. The company was great.
« Last Edit: October 17, 2006, 03:04:11 AM by Tommy Naccarato »

PThomas

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #19 on: October 17, 2006, 09:58:18 AM »
Trump National maybe the very worst golf course I have ever been on--architecturally.

almost wish you hadn't said that Tommy...now I might need to see it just to see how bad it is!
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John Kavanaugh

Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #20 on: October 17, 2006, 10:06:42 AM »
Trump National maybe the very worst golf course I have ever been on--architecturally.

almost wish you hadn't said that Tommy...now I might need to see it just to see how bad it is!

Note to Director of Golf of Trump National.  Paul T is Paul Thomas...make him pay for his evil pleasure.  It just has to be unethical to take comps from courses you know you will hate.  I can't think of a legit excuse.  Speaking of unethical...how bout keeping sexual references and lude pictures off of this site...some of us like to check in while at home.

Adam Clayman

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #21 on: October 17, 2006, 10:21:57 AM »
The ROW must be scratching their heads wondering what happened to the lude pictures.

It does bring up an interesting discussion on whether this website, or golf in general, should perpetuate such hypocrisies.
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Jeff_Brauer

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #22 on: October 17, 2006, 10:31:03 AM »
John,

Okay, I'll hold back, but there is a LOT of comic potential.

While not a waterfall thread per se, I have a few comments.  First, I wonder if the overspray from that water feature causes the super any problems.  It seems that there would be higher humidity and a thin layer of water on at least parts of the green at all times.

I worked for a landscape company that did waterfalls when I was in college.  I am not against waterfalls per se, but I was taught in that summer job to disguise the source so it might look natural.  We used to have the fill line come up in a small pond and then a stream that bent around a large pine tree and several shrubs for this purpose.  When the water starts in the middle of nowhere as it does on this particular waterfall, I think they failed to achieve it.

Of course, I get the idea that Trump really didn't care if it looked natural in the least.
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John_Conley

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #23 on: October 17, 2006, 10:45:39 AM »
Is this waterfall pictured in California, or is that the Trump course in Palm Beach County?

Adam Clayman

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Re:Donald Trump...are his courses like a blonde with a boob-job...
« Reply #24 on: October 17, 2006, 10:47:10 AM »
New Jersey isn't it?
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