Adam,
Great question.
I have to run but I'll try to answer quickly. What I found most impressive was as much what he didn't do as what he did. He only seemed to add as much to the land as was necessary to yield exciting and fun golf.
As far as uniquely creative features, what I also was stunned by was the way he blended the old and the new in a course that remained eminently challenging yet accommodated all levels of players. That's not easy given the stated intent.
Mike,
I was intitially taunted, then amused, by your effusively glowing praise for TN. I knew there were features there that you would like and, as I've said privately to others, the course "ain't half bad." It isn't. You are spot on in your descriptions of the rolling terrain, the successful green site selection, and the restraint and strategy on it's bunkering. I even think a few of the holes are flat out suberb (let's see if we agree when you produce your long-awaited tome on the hole-by-holes)!
But I was flat out floored by your comparison to some of "the best things we appreciate in classic golf course architecture," as well as lines like "reminded me of a mixture of both Augusta National and Winged Foot," and "Earthmoving was generally kept to a minimum." Your "built on more undulating land could have been lifted from Prairie Dunes" really made me laugh so hard, the Oreo Ice Cream came out my nostrils!
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF MY GOOD MAN..Lay off this Apprentice stuff.YOU ARE IN NEED OF A STIFF DRINK!
Let's get down to it...you were seduced! Was Melania (Mrs. Hair) on the property??? She is known to have that effect on raters. Trump and the Faz have indeed built themselves a very decent golf course and they did make it fit nicely into the surrounding rolling hills of Somerset County, but they hardly built a masterpiece or even a top 10 course in NJ. I'm not here to knock the Faz (see my ancient, but recently revived review of Hudson Nat'l), however the artificiality of some of the holes is fairly self-evident and the words sedate, low-keyed and restrained NEVER belong in the same paragraph as the Donald.... btw...if they did , he'd likely fire the Faz!
Let's start at the beginning...#1 has a definitively pushed up green (wasn't the work of mother nature...natural ridge my arse!). #2 has an artificially pinched chute to clear with your tee ball that then has approximately 10 trees too many lining the edges of the fairway forcing certain shots left on it to circumnavigate these giant weeds. #3 has THE most pumped-up artificial green complex since Dolly Parton came out on St. Patricks Day! Other than that, the hole isn't too bad (btw...you should have seen the 3 very large Cat's that worked on that green for weeks!)
#4 is the first of the (where did it come from H20 craters) that were dug out from the natural farmland (ps...these were originally going to be behemoth mansions lots sold for very big $$). Nahhhh...can't be man-made..must be "very natural looking hazards." #5 is a very good hole that just teases you off the tee with the other "natural-looking" water found on this part of the course. #6 is also a fine golf hole and here it appears to me that, absent the usually mandatory waterfall, the simplicity of artificially placed "neck or semi-island" green actually works very well. #7 is also okay, because it represents that a a Florida-style lake (multi-strategy uses for multiple holes) stuck in NJ can work this far north. I think the geese, swans, and ducks that summer here would agree.
#8 makes sure that you know the Donald and the Tom know whats good for you...they have made a mid-length par 5 that makes anyone other than a pure-draw shot player lay up with a second shot sand wedge (oops!) so as to properly navigate another one of the "natural" chute cuts made from the tree(w/one big Oak in the middle) line inside protected wetlands...I hear that when the DonTom get the bluebloods up the street to host the 2094 Open there, they will be bringing those fake cell-tower trees to tighten the chutes! Other than that, it is a fun hole. #9 is a very good par 4 with little of the BS found in previous attempts at GCA malpractice.
If you though the front was fun.....just wait! The tenth is a "very-natural" one-shotter over another "very-natural(ly irrigation) pond. Here one must get over the proximity to a way-tto-large-a-sacle Roman fountain that the members regularly toss their out-of-date Viagra pills in (like pennies into the Trevi), in hopes of borrowing a little testosterone from the Donald for landing their Melania!
#11 is the first hole, (at 332 from tips) that asks you to put that 5000cc driver back in your bag and think about what you want to hit. Another one of those natural NJ "lakes" has bubbled up from the surface just in time to define the strategy here. #12 is a very good par 5 but it just wouldn't be pure fun without yet another Fazio pool to swim in. (I think that makes 7 out of the first 12 to make a "skippie" on. Mike, I guess you just weren't noticing at this point! Must have been somethingi n the Trump Ice or maybe Carolyn walked by in a pair of really sexy flat Ferragamos???
Never mind that #13 has 50 Christmas trees dotting the zones 10 paces into the rough....Mike wouldn't have noticed them if they didn't have their little Santa's with hair-mats and mirrors on top of each. Otherwise the hole is another very decent par four with an excellent and deceptive green. #14 is a doozy, and a gem. The tee shot is a doozy with yet another (detect a theme yet Mike?) chute cut that forces the weaker player to not only claw his ball through the cut (or lose it), but force them to sling it out at least 240-250 to get out from being blocked by a set of very stupid trees (not your average stupid, nope, this cluster is absolutely dumb, making the already tough dogleg downright moronic, all to a very tough and undulating green even tougher to hold. Now that's real strategy for a short par four!!
#15 has yet even another "chute-cut" albeit a tad wider than the previous numbers. I realy do like this hole once the 2nd shot is in play as the green is almost above the horizon and visual deception of he bunkering play tricks on the player. #16 is a f....g joke, w/ aqua ala Trump (forced onto the property and better described in my previous post). #17 is nice, but it actually is missing water! Instead there is a clump of large trees forcing a fade or straight shot. Another strategically brilliant use of the American Elm. The finisher is solid and I will earnestly say, my favorite hole on the course. It is a progressively narrowing par 5 that gives a match several chances to reverse outcomes.
As for the "tasteful" facilities, the pro shop is a homage to modern kitsch with hats from "The Apprentice" and overflowing with my choice for worst logo in golf, the very-fake royal crest & medallion of The Donald. It is gaudiness at his finest. Sedate or tasteful....not in my new class: Powers of Observation 101.
Mike,
Normally I admire your dispassionate and usually analytically crafted opinion, but this time, you've plain lost your marbles. Yes,it is a very decent work on some very good land, yet
it is hardly the stuff to displace the PVGC's, the Plainfields, the Hollywoods, Mountain Ridges, Ridgewoods, and Somerset Hills (to say nothing of the Forsgates, Upper Montclairs and Baltusrol Uppers) of the Garden State. Top 5? Top 10? No...maybe top 15 at best. YOU'RE FIRED!!