The Tour continues... IF you're a 6-7 HCP, you've probably shot 47 and starting to think you play too much...if you're a 10-14 HCP, you probably had the highest nine in 20 years and looking forward to your upcoming knee operation...if you're in the 18+ category, you're down to a Slazenger 384 and an orange Top Flite (with the old "sans-serif" font)...after those two, it's the nearest water-hazard and the ball-retriever... (As a veteran caddie and a knowing soul, I myself follow the 8-ball rule...for if I ever lose 7 balls at any point before #18...I'm driving in then and there)
By the numbers...
#10 Bonnie Briar 201 yds- In prepping this list, I was somewhat startled to recall how many one-shot holes appear as the 10th hole in this classic district...WFW, QR, Westchester CC, Sleepy Hollow, Blind Brook, Mount Kisco, Bedford GT, St. Andrews, Pelham... but this one draws my ire for two main reasons...first, it interrupts the best stretch of what is a course (like the other Larchmont track, Hampshire) that is tarred with a poorer reputation than it actually deserves. The second reason is that I see a fine and fun hole here, but the enduring presentation is too far (200 to what should be 175-80) for the dangerous semi-blind downhill hit which features bunkers and cliff perdition right and long, and a remaining cluster of trees/bunker hard left of the green complex. If those four trees were thinned to one/two specimens and the left bunker replaced by kicking slope...you'd have a shorter version of the Reverse Redan 7th at Sleepy Hollow. Albeit less grand, less dramatic, you'd have a very fun and challenging shot that players of differing abilities would play multiple ways. As is, at 200 distant downhill yards, belted by lost ball and other double-bogey problems...it's a very sour, confining proposition.
#11 Fenway 200 yards - Ha! Joke's on you, if you didn't think I could string four awful 200+ holes together on Worstchester Hills Country Club...and MORE sacrilege...it's on a under-radar Tillie that many have been looking to canonize in recent years...but this one is the most souring I know...I don't know about you, but blind, dead uphill Par 3s with bunkers, green margins and any strategic contouring to be suggested by 1/3rd of a flag visible...are not my cup of Earl Grey. Just about everyone is simply flailing a 3 iron to 3-wood (if not driver) up this nasty 40 foot side of cone repelling balls to oblivion left and long...there's no shaping...no "hugging"/skirting a path...no lofting or flighting down, no perceived running play... no discernible miss (except short) and a mishit of enough strength might end up in the same place as a crisp hit just a blind smidge this way or that...and what's your reward if you pull it off? A gentle green with mild contours, which permits scrambling for a variety of what are unseen results? Hell no...it's the most vicious back to front green on the course, where balls break 12 feet from the sides and runs at 14.5, when the greens are 10... the more recent reno-storation work is certainly a boon to this and other Fenway hardships, yet the only improvement I could see is to present the hole as bunkerless with closely mown area ringing enlarged green margins...that might be fun;... this is Tillie trapped in a vicious corner of the property, who has in mind other certain holes that he is unwilling to give up; so he'll hold his nose, satisfied to make this one thing unreasonable and out of character with his reputation for first rate Par 3s all over this district.
12 - St Andrews GC 550yds - I vexed over including any holes of this brutally hilly and artificial Nicklaus redesign of the 1980s, but the hole is a paradigm of awful Westchester property that is best for Army ranger training, where golf balls bound away unseen, where a mobile cardiology unit ought to run stress tests. ...11 goes up the highest mountain and 12 comes straight back down along an 80 foot drop itself played flush to NYS Thruway 1-87 a further 150 feet below the entire right side of its 550 yards. The golfer merely bashes off into air and space...twice...tumbling down a stair case descent where I'm positive men have forgotten themselves and done frightening, dewy morn' 720s in their 1200 lb golf cart...you know... "Whooooaaaa!" When you sail one right here, you'll be as positive that the ball is lost as playing the middle of Pebble Beach...it's not a provisional...it's the ball in play.
13. Knollwood 325 yards - This one is easily the least controversial of my picks after #1 at Ardsley...here you behold a 70 degree dogleg right....featuring an 80 foot tee shot drop (where you can hit anything from 6 iron to 5 wood and still end up in the same bed sheet of fairway, with the nastiest fescue/cart path and forest woods you've ever seen on the inside of the elbow.... left outside and through the elbow is OB.... and the recent renovation has seen fit to add a pittish fairway bunker on the inside corner. If I was fully using all Westchester holes, this would be a perfect place to tar tRump National Briarcliff's infamous waterfall hole - featuring a blind 200 yard island green par 3 in its basin, but that use of the former Billy Goat-Briar Hall property is its own modern category... this one is the "classic."
14. Bedford Golf and Tennis - 420 yards - Though it has a handful of charming/interesting holes (1-5, 9-12) and a turn of century ambiance to match its vintage, Bedford possesses some deeply unfriendly features and an equal number of sour medal-busters that are a grind. A cluster of these exist in the property corner stretch from 13 - 16, parallel 4s and 5s down and back up a 35 foot incline, separated by thin phalanxes of non-specimen trees . This one - an uphill 420 that plays like 450 is just an rising crowned, bowling alley off the tee, a banal grind with framing trees ready to stifle par and threaten bogey recovery...if you can get it 230-40 up the hill in play, the next uphill shot of 180 200 actually looks attractive, as the fairway tumbles through a dip, rising steeply to the approach front...but the green complex has it all wrong for a hole of this length and requirements...it is larded with 4 framing bunkers (two left, two right) that are deep, awkward and vicious and gobble everything off center from 3 to 10 o' clock...missing long is no option either for the green has a severe Back-Front tilt running to back to that fairway dip and up and downs less likely than a double. I've only played/worked Bedford 12-15 times, but I've seen more pickups and round-killing scores on that water-less hole than ones I've seen 100x.
15. Ardsley 315 yards - While #1 cements the reputation of Ardsley of a tight, mean, hilly and unsatisfying collection of golf problems, it's actually the back nine where the confinement, the bad bounces, the blocked angles, the lost balls, the scores and the disgust inflates. In the middle of that closing side comes this little bastard, which were it not for the most artificially-imposed Belgian block-lined pond cut into 4/5ths of the approach, could be imagined as a neat little Drive & Pitch/Drivable 4. Without the pond (which a 250 downhill hit can reach =no longer drivable) the navigations might provoke a lot of fun play...But with it, it is foolish to hit much more than 210 yards...not only is the hole encased in a shoebox of trees, but the fairway gets steeper the closer to the green you come... now you come to that 50 - 100 yard wedge...off a downhill lie with lost ball death long and a pond in front... get ready for your X.
16. Scarsdale GC - 370 yards - this is probably the most architecturally "sound" of all the choices on this Worstchester Golf Club course, yet it is also the most ridiculously overgrown with trees of any hole on the list. No, the sensible tree executioners have not yet descended on this Tillie-boned track, at Scarsdale, it's like the 1970s still... Besides a thick stand of almost 30 trees that frame the entire left boundary of the hole, the right side features two big specimen suckers (at 270 and 310 out from the tee) that shut down most aerial plays from the right half, the half which the downhill tilt of the hole sends most in-play drives... throw in a push up green that shrugs off balls not in the center ring and you end up having an exercise in perfectly straight hitting...yet, if they would take down 80% of the trees, this hole would probably come off my list.
17. Metropolis CC - 340 yards - 17 and 18 at this Herbert Strong-boned/Tillie-altered design are probably the single biggest let-down closing duo of an otherwise interesting, well-regarded golf course. Metropolis (once the property home of Century before 1922-23) is not without flaws, but it is high on memorability with a number of inviting heroic vistas and lines of charm. But 17 feels as if you've been dropped into a rabbit hole and ended up at Mosholu in the Bronx... Dead flat and dead straight, this hallway is framed on the left by 10 old trees staggered almost every 30 yards in the rough, while the 90 foot high poles of the OB range nets and 10 more trees guard almost the whole length of the right...the largest of these also intrudes into the edge of the fairway some 250 yards down...just in case you thought you got away with a straight ball.
18. Dunwoodie GC - 155 yards - With the exception of Hudson National's 8th and the Nicklaus renovation of St. Andrews since-1897 property, I avoided culling from any but a Golden Age "classic" Westchester course/hole...I truly wanted holes that stunk for Gene Sarazen and our fore-running slashers of the 20s as well as the great multitudes since til today. Until now I also avoided ripping from any of Westchester's 5 classic era munis (Sprain Lake, Maple Moor, Saxon Woods, Mohansic and Dunwoodie - the latter being the oldest property/course of the five)...Until now. This deserves inclusion because it is just about the most boring afterthought hole ever made. I've never been able to determine the first architectural provenance of the Dunwoodie course property which dates to 1904 as a rather-swank Broadway/theater-folk club created to escape what was getting to be a crowded Van Cortlandt Park course. However, for its first 50 years, the 18th was the longest (600 yds) of a lengthy up and back closing stretch of 16 (420) and 17 (515) in the center of the property. When the course was taken over by the county in the mid 1950s, a new clubhouse facility and driving range caused rippling amendments to the route of the back nine, causing the old 18th to be divided into two holes...a 420 yard 17th and this one, which covers the last 160 modestly downhill yards of the old 18th's approach... Almost flat, with a broad nearly featureless green and two banal framing bunkers, there are literally short game areas with more shot interest than this one which feels like a bean bag toss-cum-chip chip shot. During a 1993 summer heatwave, in hardpan conditions (Dunwoodie's seemingly natural muni state) I made a 3 putt par...you get the picture.