At ny first meeting as a member of the Greens committee, we went throught the agenda, then got to "member comments." On our Donald Ross course, the 4th is a great par 4 with a fairway that cants right to left, a fwy bunker at about 285 out on the right side, and a creek down the left side, about 25 yards away from the fairway. I personally think it is one of the better holes on the course. The comment was it is a terrible hole, and we should put in a bunker all the way down the left side so this guy's ball would no longer go in the creek. One of the guys on the committee responded, tell him to learn how to hit a fade into the fairway. I could not believe it.
Another favorite was after we renovated our other course, the grounds crew put some nice landscaping around the perimeter. On one hole, behind the green -- and on the other side of the cart path that circles around the green and is generally out of play, they placed pretty rose bushes. The member wanted the bushes removed because he had gotten stuck by a thorn retrieving his ball -- and he was allergic to roses.
It was an eye-opening experience.