Joel:
You need to come and play the back nine at Crystal Downs again.
JC:
I typed out a whole list of instructions a couple of mornings ago but somehow it never made its way here. Here goes again:
The only thing you should worry about is STAYING BELOW THE HOLE on your approach shots. This usually means staying short but not always, so here is a hole by hole guide:
1. Play your approach for the front of the green and stay below the hole at all costs. The club professional Fred Muller told me years ago this is one of four holes where he picks a club so if he hits it the furthest he's ever hit it in his life, he will finish a foot short of the hole!
2. Keep left of the flag and short of the hole, although it's way uphill on the approach.
3. Aim left of the flag as it all tilts right to left.
4. Gentlest green on the course so aim for the flag.
5. Aim for the flag to finish right of it.
6. If the flag is left play to the left of it, if right play to the right, you don't want to putt over the ridge through the middle. Don't go past the flag either.
7. You have to miss in the correct half of the green ... if the flag is back take an extra club and a half, if it's in front club down.
8. A very small target, and the only place to leave yourself is at the right front edge. If it's playing into the wind you CANNOT be past the flag or you'll make a snowman.
9. Stay below the hole, but it's uphill one club.
10. Miss at the right front, just over the bunker. Last time out I four-putted to one of the easier pin placements from the left edge! [Actually it was three putts and a chip after the first one.]
11. Miss to the left front. Two clubs uphill but NEVER be past the hole on your first shot or your second or your third.
12. Green falls away so don't be short ... the only green where you're better off long.
13. Depends entirely on hole location. If it's front, miss at front right. Back right, miss right (hard not to). Back left, just throw it back there.
14. Stay short of the hole, but the green is not as severe as it looks.
15. Tough one to describe, very tricky as opposed to steep. Just aim for the hole.
16. Stay short of the flag and probably to the right.
17. Stay short and left of the flag, but if you don't get it five yards onto the green it's coming back 30 yards down the hill.
18. Stay short of the flag and a bit to the right.
And for God's sake don't lose any sleep over it. It's just a golf course. A really good one at that.