Carlyle
You have it all, tragically, wrong.......
The purpose of golf is to punish those foolish enough to be attracted to the pursuit. The more random and the more unfair, the better the game plays for true afficionados. Quite frankly, there is far too much "etiquette" in the game now as it is. What's all this crap about raking bunkers, replacing divots, fixing ball marks, tapping down one's own spike marks after finishing the hole? What do you namby pambies think you are playing at? Whist? Lawn Bowling? If you are competing, why not make it as hard as possible for those competitors who follow you on the course? I personally make sure that I leave every bunker I am in in a far worse state than how I found it, and do my best to place as many spike marks as possible on each green, preferably within a 6-foot radius of the hole. I am a God to the guys that play with me and behind me, as my unselfish actions substantially enhance the "strategy" of all the courses I play. Just ask Cirba.
Get out of your ivory tower, Carlyle and smell the putrefying flowers of golf as it was meant to be played by the miserable Calvinists who invented it and the East Coast Americans who perfected it........