John,
If the golf truely sucked that bad, I think I would eat twice, forget the golf. No use wasting four hours when it could be one. Plus, there is the odd chance you get a decent looking waitress, which magnifies the hour, and so on and so on. Next thing you know you have a big juicy steak, a cute blonde checking on you every five minutes, and some fancy drink that makes you think she likes you (which she probably does).
Now, on the other hand, if I had to play with a salesmen the next day...thats different altogether. I still dont see why you couldn't go out to eat twice with the man. Picture, you save a long time sucking up and playing terrible (on purpose), and instead you get to enjoy his BS over some villo scallipini or something. Then, get the not so cute waitress, and stick him with some drinks, and you can laugh the next day because he got denied by her. Even better, now you can go eat a third time, but not with the salesmen (who didn't end up selling anything anyways), and then go to that cute blonde, and not get denied. That's like three hours of eating, one hour with a blonde (at least at the restaurant), and a round of golf on a boring course you didn't have to play.
The ideal place to do this is Pullman. Technically it's a secret but there is only one good golf course and every other course in the vicinity (there aren't many) is like the Brittany Spears to pop music (probably should be gone). But, the restaurants are pretty tasty and your essentially guaranteed to have a cute waitress. So, your set all ways.
Cheers,
Jordan