[Mike_Young]

Who da baby's daddy?

[Mike_Cirba]

Mike,

On this day of all days, you should be asking whose the baby's Mother!   

[paul cowley]

Mike, I had heretofore thought you to be of pure Southern strain....but you know as well as this Damn Yankee that it's much more correct to say,

"Who the baby daddy?"   

[Mike_Young]

Paul,
I heard it like this:


It was nine months BC And Joe didn't have a clue
what Mary his pretty little fiancee had gotten herself into
And how the spirit touched her in the backseat of a dream
But sooner or later he will find out she's been riding with the King
And he wanna know who oh who...who da baby daddy?

Well she told Joe the story and Joe just shook his head
He said "hell Mary, mother of God looks like we both been had"...
She said "no no baby its not like that. you need to understand
Technically I'm still a virgin untouched by human hands"
And joe said just tell me the truth girl...who...oh who...who da baby daddy?

Well they thought about calling it off but divorce is a terrible mess
So they gathered up their things and called the next Donkey out of Nazareth...
Joe said now baby you know I'm a rightous man and I can't let you get stoned.
But I still feel like a bigger ass than the donkey your ridin on...
So baby wont you tell me who oh who...who da baby daddy?

That nite at the Motel 6 in Jerusalem, an angel came to him
Made him an offer he could not refuse...said do you know who I am?
Joe said oh...ah...are you da baby daddy?
Joe woke up the next morning with a brand new attitude
He said a midnite talk with the great "I am" will scare the hell right out of you
He said honey this match was made in heaven and I know its gonna last
And I promise you here and now Im not gonna miss another Lamasse class
Cause I know who..oh I know who...who da baby daddy

Well the big clock made the countdown from downtown Gallilee
5, 4, 3 , 2 ,1, zero B.C.
with a manger in the stable and a star over Bethlehem
8 reindeer and a fatman flying when Mary had the little lamb
And you know who..oh you know who....the whole world know who...
they know who...who da baby daddy

[paul cowley]

 

[TEPaul]

""Who the baby daddy?"   


Well, we've spent about five years and about 100 pages on here trying to explain that it probably wasn't C.B. Macdonald as much as he apparently liked to spread his seed around liberally wherever he was.

(at this point I should probably explain that about half the grandchildren of all the teens and 1920s Broadway (and such) showgirls are directly related to Charles Blair Macdonald and DNA testing can conclusively prove that!).

And it can certainly be conclusively proved that "The Baby's Grandson" is one Huge "Puffy" Wilson, one BLACK North Philadelpia "man-about-town", supplier of all manner of mind enhancing substances, and just a generally pretty cool and neat BRO!

I should add that "Puffy" Wilson does have a pretty amazing stable of 'HOs too so maybe we should retest Puffy to see if there ain't a bit of Macdonald in him too.

Next time I see him I'll ask him how he'd feel about heretofore being known as Huge "Puffy" Macdonald-Wilson. I might even ask him if he would consider formally adding as his middle name, "Merion-East".

Huge "Puffy" Merion-East Macdonald-Wilson!!

That's quite a damn handle! I'd say the cops will definitely give him far more respect than he's had before which actually was a whole lot of respect.

PaulC, we may want to get Huge "Puffy" Merion-East Macdonald-Wilson down to Newark and just turn him loose out there! With his bloodlines and genes and some mind enhancing substances in him God only knows what he might come up with out there. Something tells me his input might just totally blow you away and put you on a whole new level of conceptual architectural understanding. He may even show us golf architecture's Promised Land!

[TEPaul]

PaulC:

As a first step, we should probably just get Huge "Puffy" Merion-East Macdonald-Wilson to drive his magenta spinner-hubcapped 'Lac all over that Maryland/Newark site before he gets out and does some architectural concept consulting. If his Caddilac gets stuck here and there that should show us where we may have some potential drainage problems.

[John Gosselin]

...favorite Uncle is Joe Valentine.

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