Well, our "woods" are made of some bizarre super-secret alloy, our "irons" are made in molten casts, our golf balls are so far from gutty as to be beyond recognition and our golf carts are equipped with the same technology that allows the miltary to target a white-head pimple on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's ass within a five centimeter tolerance.
Why not an artificial golf course? We have GPS . . . . . right? Harry Vardon would retch in the mens room.
I was thinking today about this very subject with the query as to why some investor has not built an enormous in-door golf course somewhere in Minnesota or Wisconsin - or even Canada. Has this been done?
We have a gigantic blimp hangar near Shoreline, adjacent to the NASA research center. If you move that useless building to cold weather climates and install artificial turf and greens, it seems like a guaranteed revenue stream six months a year . . . . .
Am I being a provincial west coast idiot here?