Posters on an Oz web forum have been having fun the last year with four-word reviews of golf courses. (They got the idea from
www.fwfr.com -- an acronym for "Four Word Film Reviews.")
This is too fun to leave to the Southern Hemisphere.
Here are a few to start:
Pebble Beach: first-born sold off
Miramar (NZ): geez it's windy here
Pinehurst #2: you are still away
Addington: Noades now "suggestion box"
Kauri Cliffs: better bring a rope!
Yale: can't stop leg shaking
A few more...
Yale: ran out of dynamite
Royal New Kent: need another Dramamine tablet
Wallasey: thank God for Stableford
Hall of Fame (NLE Tampa): ...put up (a) parking lot (Thanks Joni Mitchell!)
Prairie Dunes: Whoa, ball! Whoa! Whoooooooa!!!!!
Have fun!