Dan,
Can't disagree, other than to say...why outlaw a piece of equipment that becomes deleterious to the game in the hands of a very small number of people?
Because sooner or later, it becomes deleterious to the rest of us, too!
We're discussing this among my Fantasy Golf group, too -- and you know what the remedy proposed there is? Narrower fairways and thicker rough. No surprise.
If the Tour goes to narrower fairways and thicker rough for their televised events, course owners and green committee-members and lower-handicap club players will get the idea that, hey, if that's what the Tour is doing, that's what we should be doing, too.
And I happen to think that narrower fairways and thicker rough are both prescriptions for less interesting (and extremely less fun) golf, for all of us.