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George Washington:
-Golfing for Presidency?
Today, on April 20th, we have confirmed reports of George Washington campaigning for presidency. He has a brand new way to gain votes.
The more votes, the better the chance of presidency. For that reason, George Washington left on a golf trip to Europe. So more Europeans would go to the U.S. and vote for him as president, Washington made several day trips to St. Andrews golf links, the classic golf links in Scotland. Here, on the golf course, he campaigned with fellow players so they would come to the United States and vote for him. So far 96 Europeans have made the move to the United States to vote for Washington.
So, as for now, Washington leads the presidency in terms of being the favorite. We have come up with a certain amount of rounds of golf Washington needs to play to ensure his presidency, and that number is 87.
Shall he play that much?
A close source says he will be playing for the next couple of months, and, in which case, he will be just short.
And here are the picutres I used:
The image from Eric, and,