I am giving up the notion of buying a BMW, Mercedes, or Volkswagen. I'm not drinking any more Heineken. Altbiers, Berliner Weisse, Hefeweizen, Marzen, Oktoberfest bier, Kristallweizen, Munchner Helles, or Dortmunder. Weinerschnitzel, bratwurst, liverwurst, jagdwurst are out.
I am no longer buying caviar, borscht, pelmeni, or tushonka. It's over for Stolichnya, Russkya, Sibirskya, Moskvskya, or Pyatiszvezdnaya vodkas and big fur hats.
No more Lo Mein, Peking duck, General Fong Chicken, Bok Choi or powdered rhinocerous horn. There will be no more Tai Chi, Kung fu or ninja turtles for me. Acupuncture is a no-no.
And above all I promise to never buy another PEUGEOT!!!!
Ridiculous. We'll be sending back the Statue of Liberty next.